It is Martin Luther King day and I celebrated it this past weekend at a stripclub in a small town where the strippers were all black. I was kinda surprised because this bar was in the middle of nowhere and the clientele was white trash wearing their snowmobile pants because you cant get DUIs if you’re driving your Ski-Doo and I was pretty much scared for my life, until one of the dancers told me that 10 percent of the proceeds from her lap dances that nigth were going to Haiti. It was nice to see everyone doing their part….even if she actually meant it was goin’ to her Haitian pimp…or to her Haitian implants…and was playing on the crisis. It was also nice to see her get really fucking mad when I asked her to tap dance for me because I like my strippers doin Vaudeville and not standard text book stripping, not that any of you care about me…so…..
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Drunken Julia Roberts is Not Worth Dragging Home By Her Hair and Fucking
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Fuck You Demi Moore
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Christina Hendricks’s Tits Are Still Insane
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Brett Favre Sings Pants on the Groound because America is Made of Stupid fucking Trends that Keep the Country Weaved Together
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Rosario Dawson As A Sexy Dominatrix
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Because There is No Way in Hell You Got Any Pussy This Weekend
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The Worst Morning After
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Gotta Love Gag Reels
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Caroline Woznicki Panty Upskirt
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Amazing Video Weirdness – Video (Duh)
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Check Out Kate Hudson’s Bird Tits
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Julia Roberts Was Smashed at the Golden Globes
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25 Billboards That Will Make You Laugh
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Why Hello Maliah Michelle
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Dennis Hopper is Ruthless and I Love It
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WTF Are Kesha and Her Man Face Wearing?
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I’m Pretty Sure Kat Von D Got a Nose Job Or Some Shit
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I HAte to Say This Publically But Katy Perry is Lookin Good These Days
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Ughhh Katie Price is Disgusting
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Sofia Vergara is Better Than High Grade Columbian Cocaine
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Maria is Nude, Except for the Hat
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Shortest Party I’ve Ever Seen – VIDEO
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Busty MILF Puts Veggies in Her Ass
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Shay Laren is Naked
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Silvia Dimitrova posing for Agent Provocateur
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Celeste, Charlie & Kelle…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Nina Dobrev is Like a Hotter, Better Leighton Meester
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Sophie Reade Topless Thong
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Ahhh Big Tits
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spring Break Sluts
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Anna Paquin and Her Gap Tooth
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Krissy is a Sexy Army Girl
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Alektra Blue is a Naughty Secretary
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Audrey Bitoni and Tori Black Get lesbian
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Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young Performing Pants on the Ground
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Greatest PR Stunt Ever – I AM MADONNA’S SON
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Keeley Hazell Topless In Maxim is Today’s Daily Snapshot
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Hot Milf With Big Old Tittiess
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Wii Headshot, With a Twist… – VIDEO
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A Shit Ton of Sluts From the Golden Globes
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