I spent the last hour fighting with a Columbian who worked at the front desk of a 5 star hotel about whether I may or may not have accidentally walked into and accidentally ended up in the swimming pool area where I accidentally sat on the sidelines accidentally watching hot rich business women doing their afternoon workout session before I accidentally ended up in the gym where I accidentally watched other women in tight pants jogging and doing squats before accidentally walking into the women’s locker room thinking it was the men’s locker room…..It’s an honest fucking mistake and he just didn’t seem to get how it could happen, luckily cops weren’t called, we can all go back to normal life, but apparently making cocaine jokes to Columbians is like making Nazi jokes to Germans and doesn’t make them want to help you get out of your “misunderstanding”….
Heidi Montag May Be Losing Her Fucking Mind…
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Brittany Murpheys Death May Have Been a Direct Result of Not Being Cast in Happy Feet 2….Wait, What?
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Who is Carrie Amstutz? I Don’t Know, But Her Body is Rockin
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Rihanna Does Redemption Song Badly on Oprah Dressed Like Gaga
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Close Up Pics Of Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits
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If You Thought Electric Guitars Were Already Electric, Think Again – VIDEO
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The Best Video Game Scenes in Movies Ever
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Because If You Don’t Have Your Own Slut In Your Life, a Loaner Will Have to Do
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The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
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Venus Williams Upskirt on the Tennis Court
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Who The Fuck in Their Right Min Would Marry Tara Reid
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The Haiti Telethon People Don’t Want Kanye West and I Don’t Fucking Blame Them
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25 Lazy Security Guards
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Oprah Giving Some Of Her Millions of Haiti Would Probably Do a Lot More Than Having Rihanna Sing On Her SHow, But Here’s The Video Anyways
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Kelly Bensimon is Gonna Be in Playboy and Here’s a Sneak Peek
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Miranda Kerr is Naked in the February Issue of GQ
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*IT’S OFFICIAL*
Conan’s Last Day is Tomorrow
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Shauna Sand is a True Role Model For Whores Everywhere
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Sigourney Weaver: Aging Stripper
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Alyssa Milano’s Outfit is Stupid But Man She is Still Hot
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Keeley Hazell Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Bobsleigh Girl’s Ass Explodes Through Suit
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And That’s Why You Don’t Play Wii Tennis Around a Galss Table – VIDEO ** WARNING BLOOD**
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Redhead Gets Her Pussy Fried
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So THAT’s How They Do Dental Work in Mexico
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Crista Moore is My Kind of Lady
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Hey Lindsay, Smell My Ass
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Britain’s Best Bums
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Tori Black’s Booty it Oiled Up
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Meet Justene Jaro
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Apparently Yvonne Strahovski Strips Down to Her Panties
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ashley Steele
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Heather Vandeven Whips Off Her White Bikini
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Gotta Love a Redhead
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Revisiting Eliza Dushku In FHM
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John Mayer is a Serial Masterbater
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What’s With The Sluts in LA Not Being Slutty Anymore
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