I assume the creative director at Victoria’s Secret is gay because they brought Miranda Kerr down to the beach but kept her fully clothed.
Any straight dude would be too busy setting up private meetings in their hotel room to discuss the inspiration of the shoot, you know getting her stripped down naked and explaining to her that she is replaceable no matter how much you like her look, making her understand that she’s going to have to really step up and get edgier because corporate’s getting bored of her, leading you to take some hot amateur porn pics of her, because she’s desperate to keep the best gig in modeling leaving you with one hand on the camera and the other jerking off all over her face….
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