It was a big day for me. I was watching the local news and they were doing a report on obesity and heart disease and sure enough the stock footage was of me and my wife walking out of McDonalds with a bag of fucking food. It was a real fucking accomplishment that inspires me to officially kill myself, instead of my previous approach which was to slowly kill myself through food, smoking, drinking and inactivity. Thanks evening news for using me to inspire thousands of people, while making me suicidal. I guess it’s the whole sacrifice one for the benefit of many and the reality is that I don’t give a fuck, I just pretended I did to be dramatic, I think it’s nice to be celebrated for the one thing I’ve accomplished, even if that one thing is gettin’ fat and unhealthy….
Here are my stepLINKS….
Pam Anderson is Diseased and Pathetic What Can’t this Bitch Do….I mean other than donate blood….
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When Pole Dancing Is Done Right, It’s Impressive but guarantees an expensive lap dance, I prefer the gutter shit….
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Conan Goes Out With Style if You Haven’t Seen it Yet….
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The Hottest Born Again Virgins
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Lindsey Strutt 32F Boobs
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Hot LA Tits
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Ping Pong Kitty – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessica Simpson is Getting Fatter by the Day…Again
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Some Celebrity Facebook Status Updates
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And More Facebook FAIL
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Fuck P.Diddy and His Spoiled Son’s Birthday
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LIL’ KIM’S FACE
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Lebron James is Rappin
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Olivia Wilde is Lookin’ Good in Italian GQ
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Dita Von Tease Wearing Something Stupid Yet Again
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I Love Kate Beckinsale, Even When She is Dressed Like a Slob
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Amber Rose, WTF Are You Wearing?
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LOL CAT of the Day
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Random Slut Photos
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How To: Get KO’ed by a Drunk Chick
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Pam Anderson is Fucking Pathetic
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German Slut Likes the Taste of Her Own Pussy
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Lynn Love Likes to Go Down
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Doutzen Kroes – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie 2010 Photoshoot
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How NOT to Cut Down a Tree – VIDEO
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Sophie Howard is Topless in Fishnets
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Sexy Stripper in Black and White
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Tasty Late Night Film
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I’m Actually Lookin Forward to the Runaways Movie
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Meet Laura Lion
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American Idol Contestant Taken Away in Hand Cuffs – VIDEO
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Natalia at the Beach
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Anna Lynn McCord is See Through
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They Should Have SHown More of Rachel McAdams Tits in This Article About Her Hair
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Rosie Huntington is The Sexiest Slut in Australia
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Feed That Tiger – VIDEO
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Fuck Farmville – VIDEO
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Some Sluts From the SAG Awards
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