My friend has a yeast infection in his mouth because he is HIV positive. I suggest you don’t tongue kiss him if you run into him…just a heads up. I decided to take a break from Twitter because it’s gone mainstream and I’m staying underground…but really my presence on Twitter was far from mainstream…so I guess I still was underground…not that I don’t want to go mainstream…but I do wish I hadn’t programmed myself to think in 130 characters or less – it’s fucking me up in bars when I’m trying to communicate with willing old drunk lady pussy…which is where I”m heading now but before I go I’d apologize for writing useless shit about myself because it’s boring and I hate when people say that shit so here are my stepLINKS…..
Sophie Monk and Her Big Fuckign Vagina…
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Bar Refaeli in a Hot Photoshoot….
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Hayden Doesn’t Air Her Panties and Her Dress Isn’t See Thru….
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Because Pulling On Out is the Only Thing That Will Help You Get Through The Week. Trust Me, I Know From Experience
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The Dancing Filipino Prisoners Are BACK!
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What’s Older Than a Cougar But Younger Then a Geriatric?
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Hmm So David Copperfield Isn’t a Rapist Afterall. Whoops!
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So THAT’S What Happens When You Fall Into a Black Hole – VIDEO
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5 Inappropriately Sexual Kids Shows
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UK Big Brother Chantelle Houghton Panty Upskirt
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I Don’t Care If I’m Going to Hell, Seeing Gary Coleman Get Pushed Around in a Wheel Chair Makes Me Laugh My Ass Off
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Three Times the Slut
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If Autotrader was Honest
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Where the Fuck Has Pharell Williams Been Anyways?
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J-WOWW from Jersery Shore is a Dirty Slut and I Love It
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If I Was Dennis Hopper I’d Probably Wanna Kill His Wife Too
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Looking at Dita Von Tease Doesn’t Make Me Want to Puke Lately. I Guess That’s a Good Thing
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Despite Her Bug Eyes, I Kind of Have a Thing For Amanda Seyfried
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Lingerie Show Anyone
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Personally I’d Like to See a Little More of Neve Campbell
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Now HERE’S an Apple Product I Can Get Into
(Yes, This Has Tits)
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Charlie Sheen’s Wife Has Some S’plainin to Do
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Roid Rage! – VIDEO
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It Was For Her Boyfriends Eyes Only, Oops
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Marcy Has Some Alone Time
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Love Some Random Photos
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Why Hello Rachel Stevens
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Candids
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Take Your Pick
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Helloooooo Danni!
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Some Hot Slut From the Sugarbabes and Her Bikini Throwback
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Brooke Takes Off Her Lingerie
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Polina and Antonina Get It On
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How About Some Sunny Leone and Aria Giovanni
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This Brad Pitt/Angelina Shit is Getting Out of Hand This Week
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I Guess Lindsay Lohan Has Nothing Better to Do But Be Topless
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Mini Daddy, Mini Hoes – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Can’t Trust Facebook
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Miss USA, Miss Universe And Miss Teen USA Get Down In NYC
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I’m Liking Nicole Rochie With Her Dark Hair Except for the Fact that She’s a Useless Fucking Cunt Who Hates Me More Than I Hate Her…
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