I love watching my number of twitter followers slowly drop down more and more each day, leading me to believe I am really not that interesting or that good at Twitter to begin with, partially because it is a stupid concept, but also because I don’t have a very interesting life, that said I prefer getting drunk, staring at strippers, talking to dumb college chicks, and hanging out in dog parks with my dog while pretending I’m a professor who travels the world, instead of a poor drunk I am, cuz it seems to get more people to talk to you, no matter how bad I smell, because everyone knows professors are as crazy, drunk and perverted as homeless people, but more socially acceptable…it hasn’t got me laid yet, but it will. Not that you care. Jerk.
Here are my stepLINKS….
Jennifer Aniston’s Private 41st Birthday Party….As Documented By Access Hollywood – VIDEO
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The 14 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgerys
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Diddy’s Girlfriend, Cassie Looking Super Hott
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Because At Least Having a Hot Slut on Web Came Means You’re Not Totally Alone
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Jessica Biel Looks Like a Used Maxi Pad
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The 20 Worst Wedding Fails Ever
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Mischa Barton Pokies Throwback, Before She Became Disgusting
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Kevin Federlin is Fatter Than I Am
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Mirror Scare – Awesome Horror Movie Compilation – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Needs to Put a Fuckin Bag On Her Head, But Yeah I’d Still Fuck Her
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Squirt Bong Anyone? – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who is Dayana Mendoza and Why Isn’t she Sitting on My Face
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Untouched Madonna Photos Make Me Want to Puke
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Walking, Talking Moobs – VIDEO
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Well Hello There Tori Lane
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Little Wayne Isn’t Going to Jail Just Yet – VIDEO
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Noah Cyrus is a Trailer Trash Slut. Sorry But It’s True. Where the Fuck Are This Kids Parent? Seriously
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Mmmmmm Layla is Tasty
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April O?eal Is Seriously Hot
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Illinois Woman Sentenced For Kidnapping, Beating And Burning Pregnant Disabled Woman
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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“I know, Jesus never had a venereal disease or went down on a guy in a bathroom stall. Although I could be wrong about that. I?e never actually read the Bible”
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Hey There Nikita
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Abigail Clancy Has Her Body Painted
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Julia Roberts is Fully Bangable
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Anna Lynne McCord’s Tits Are Weird, But Tits are Tits So Here They Are Anyways
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Idol Contestant Stage Fall Fail – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Mila Kunis Personal Pictures
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Web Came Slut Rides Her Toy
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Veronika is Ready for the Beach
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Joe Rogan Wants Everyone To Stare At His Hog – VIDEO
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