I spent half my day watching some native presentation at the local native community center because I heard there was going to be free booze, when really all that was free was some obscure meat that must have been baby seal because I guess they prefer to give their people free traditional food than white man’s manipulation juice that left them on the streets and signing over free land.
I ate it anyway, because that’s what being fat is all about and I was lucky enough to meet at least two fat inuit prostitutes who offered me affordable sex, they even had business cards and their entrepreneurial marketing know-how made it hard to say no, but their toothless smiles and skin infection didn’t.
Now here are my stepLINKS….
Paris Hilton Looks Good and Ready to Be Date Raped
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I Wonder What Else She Can Destroy With Those Thighs? – VIDEO
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The 14 Freakiest Serial Killers You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
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Happy Birthday! Drew Barrymore’s Hottest Pics
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Because It Will Help You Get Through Monday Without Putting a Bullet In Your Head
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Sophie Turner Deserves a Good Rogering
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Kate Winslet is Lookin Fully Bangable
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Yeah, I’d Bang Super Saver Lilian – VIDEO
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Catch a Chat Roulette Predator – VIDEO
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Peaches Geldof and Her Sloppy, Topless Throwback
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Let’s Make Up Some Stuff About Justin Bieber
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Now That’s a Perfect Ass
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Sasha Volkova is Worth Taking a Look At
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Man, It’s About Time Betty White Gets The Respect She Deserves
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Self Shot Babe
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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It’s a Cleavage Miracle! – VIDEO
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Rihanna and a Midget Stripper – VIDEO
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A Topless Katie Downes Will Perk You Up
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Hailey and Tiffany Get It On
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mila Kunis is Looking good As Always
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Rhian Sudgen and a Whole Lot of Air Brushing Make Her the Perfect Blonde
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Funny or Die Usually Isn’t That Funny, But Here Is a Funny or Die Video
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Lady GaGa and Her Attention Whoredom of the Day
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OMG!!! BONER IS MISSING!!!
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Fucking Machines X Lesbians = Awww Yeaaah!
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Aurelia Gliwski- Victoria’s Secret Lingeri
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Once a Slut, Always a Slut
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Luisa Takes a Shower
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Noni’s Gallery is Something Worth Taking a Look At
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A Gallery of 25 Parents That Are Worse Parents Than Me
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Guess Agan Shit Stain – VIDEO
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The Life and Times of Tim is Pretty Much the Best Show Ever – VIDEO
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That Depends On What Your Definition of ‘Drug Free’ Is
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Jamie is Nude By the Window
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Another Chuck E. Cheese Fight , the Third in a Fucking Week…This Time In St. Louis
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I just masturbated to this picture….
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