Marie-Eve here. Again.
I know, I know, we’ve been seeing so much of each other, it’s reminding you of that pesky case of Herpes that keeps on coming back for more only I’m not diseased and would never, ever go near you’re cock ever. The only clue I have to fat asses whereabouts today is from a note he left on the kitchen table that read:
“Dear Family
Gone to Starbucks. Trying to look up some mini skirts of teenage sluts because they like frappacino and I like venti sized tits.
Cuddles.
J”
We all know this is a blatant lie because ever since that homeless man held up the Starbucks down the stree, they kick out anyone that doesn’t buy anything right away and since Jesus is broke and smells just as bad as (if not worse than) a Hobo, it’s safe to say he would have been ejected as soon as he stepped through door. As for his actual whereabouts, your guess is as good as mine.
Here are today’s links. Click them, it’s not like you’re doing anything meaningful with your life.
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Myspace Is’t Down With Coco Backing That Thang Up
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13 Epic Cartoon Villains We Rooted For
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Because Your Life Can’t Really Get Much More Sad and Pathetic, Can It?
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Marisa Miller and Some Other Sluts Are Topless is GQ
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Fuck You Jay Leno – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Alessandra Ambrosio is See Through and I Like It
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2 Annas and One Emily
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All The Lesbians On the Canadian Women’s Hockey Team Are Kinda Amazing
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Slapped By a Stranger – VIDEO
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Hot Teen Makes Self Shot Video
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A List of Things That Are More Funny Than Pete Wentz
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Okay WTF did This Magazine Do to Taylor Swift
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Human Can Opener
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Homo He Man! – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Raquel Reign
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Some Hot Curling Babes
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Melissa and Molly Get It On
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Leighton Meester Throwback
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Girls With Awesome Racks Kick Major Ass
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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That Slut From Trueblood is Lookin Hot These Days
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Lady Gaga, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Beverly Hills disowns “Miss Beverly Hills”
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Taylor Vixen
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Strongest 5 Year Old Boy Ever
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Cutie From London Say Cherrio!
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Kirk Cameron is a Fucking Asshole
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Horse Porn WTF?
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Internet Sex Moves
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Jenya, Luisa or Ariel?
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Alyssa Milano is Lookin Good As Always
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Rachel Evans Naked Hotness
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Follow Me You Fucking Lemmings
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