All these Oscar parties have really burnt me out, you know the ones I wasn’t invited to because I am irrelevant to the entertainment industry, but I am pretty sure if I really wanted to, I could take the fuck over, at least that’s what I tell myself, because the reality is that I am too lazy, and laziness is the best excuse for failure or not trying, and delusion that you have what it takes makes laziness and not trying trying seem like something you shouldn’t commit suicide over, when you really should commit suicide….
But before we do in some collective internet mass suicide that will get us on the news, here’s some stepLINKS….
Christina Hendricks Hot Tits
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Guess Who Got Fucking Fired?! Hahahahhah
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Kara DioGuardi Sheer Panty Upskirt – Whore
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A Whole Lot of Models Without Pants On
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The Hottest Girls At The Oscars
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15 Hottest Mother Daughter Combos in Show Business
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Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is Precious, And By Precious I Mean Fat!
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Because Being Virgin Doesn’t Have to Be as Depressing As You Life Is
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Who Knew French TV Was So AWESOME?! – VIDEO
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And More Oscar Drama
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2010’s 10 Most Disappointing and Depressing NBA Teams
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Dirty Thoughts With Penelope Cruz
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Fiona Takes a Bath
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Jamie Foxx Wants to Tap That Ass and I Don’t Blame Him
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Now THAT’S Some Talent – VIDEO
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Abbey Brooks is Worth Taking a Look At
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Did Anyone Check Out That Cunt Who Interrupted the Speech During the Oscars Last Night
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Maliah Michel Does Smooth Mag
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Belen Rodriguez Looking Hot In Thong Bikini
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Tiffany Does Another Lesbo Trick – VIDEO
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Mina Suvari is Lookin Good
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God Damn I Love Eva Green
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Bar Rafaeli is Looking Tasty in White
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Stacy Dash is Probably The Most Underrated Actress in Terms of Sex Appeal
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Jimmy Kimmel Does Some Funny Shit on His Show Occasionally – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Blonde Virgin on the Fucking Machine
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Sports Illustrated Backstage VIDEO
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Oscar Slut Round Up
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Shay Laren is Sexy is Purple
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Julie is a Blonde Girl Next Door Type
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25 Animals Humping The Wrong Animal
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Party Girls, Dance, Fall – VIDEO
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Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2010
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Yeah I’d Bang Cameron Diaz, Joker Face and All
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Jaime Hammer Peels Off Her Lingerie
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Official Nipple in a See Thru on a Regular Girl
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