Weed Story of the Day

I don’t smoke weed, I am a hard drinker and weed just makes me paranoid, so I stay the fuck away from it, since I’m already paranoid enough, but I have smoked weed over the years, I guess I go through phases where it works for me and others where it freaks me the fuck out…I’ve gone on benders where I drank my fucking face off with a couple friends and an excessive amount of weed and never did I forget shit as simple as where I put the kid…but then again, I’m more the kind of dude who would leave a baby on a gay couple’s doorstep to freak them out and videotape the whole thing, than the kind of dude who would put a kid in the oven in the first place, so I guess its a good thing they took his kids away from him, but they may consider talking his car keys, his independence away from him too, motherfucker does not meet the test of being a normal functioning human in our society….seriously fucking retarded…

Weed Story of the Day March 17th, 2010