Just so everyone knows…Lindsay Lohan is playing up this drugged out near death bullshit harder than her father is. She is not going to die. She is not near death. She is probably not even doing drugs. She likes the fact people are talking about her and saying she’s the next to die. She’s milking it as hard as she can and really it’s pretty fucking easy. All she has to do is not shower, fall in public, put white powder in her shoes and get into the fetal position at a Wendy’s drive-through. I know she’s playing this up and I know this is all for attention and if she dies…I will be proven wrong…but as the guy who’s been doing the Lohan Death Watch for the last 3 years…I think I know what I am talking about….
Don’t believe anything you see in Hollywood. Shit is all staged and strategic….Don’t be an idiot even though I know you are a fucking idiot….and for those of you looking to jerk off, just imagine she’s some bitch you got some roofies into and who passed the fuck up in the cab ride you said “you’d share” home with her cuz you “Live in the same neighborhood”, resulting in you getting your way with her in the first Alley you could drag her into…
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