It is officially not just my birthday but all of our birthday. I spent it writing a site no one reads. I should be at getting an erotic massage from an Asian who’s into jerking off strange dick cuz its a cultural thing but I am not.
I guess there’s always tonight to cause some serious damage…but I am getting old…we’ll have to see what happens…or what my body is capable of and while I am doing that…here are my stepLINKS to entertain you while I’ll probably be begging people for lapdance money and coming home wasted enough to fuck the shit out of a piece of birthday cake my wife left behind from my cake she couldn’t help but polish off before I got to blow out the fucking candles…I may suck at life, but today I celebrate life, hopefully with a wide variety of vagina…in a wide variety of dances and poses…
Enjoy.
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