stepLINKS of the Day

My birthday is not a national holiday, but it is a holiday to me. I figure that I’ve made it this far along that I might as well take time for myself to relax and celebrate as hard as I can because it’s pretty safe to say that surviving the shit I have done to myself to date, only means one thing and that’s that I am invincible….Sure these could be famous last words, but if I only my Monday updates will tell….

Last night was way more lowkey than you’d expect since it was my actual birthday. Sure, I got drunk, but I didn’t get pregnant…tonight is party number 2 and here are my stepLINKS while I go out and do some damage to myself…and hopefully some unsuspecting pussy. I got magic fingers and I’m not scared to use em….

The 10 Hottest Women from Connecticut

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Snooki Makes It Understandable Why People Hate America

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There’s No Escaping Kate Gosselin

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The 10 Most Disturbing Books Of All Time

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Because You Wish an Actual Real Life Chick Would Touch You

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Anna Kournikova Because She’s Still Hot

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6 Idiots That Went Out and Got an iPad

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Traci Lynn Johnson is Some Slut Some Athlete Left His Wife For and Here Are Her Pics

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Pam Anderson Panty Upskirt

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Requiem for a Dexter Mash Up Video

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Seriously, I Would Totally Bang Tina Fey

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She May Not Be Your Girlfriend, But She’s Happy to Pretend

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5 Bucks Says This Granny On Her Knees Would Have Given the Prince a BJ Had the Cameras Not Been There

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Hottie Pounds Her Fuckholes with a Huge Dildo

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Sophie Monk Sweet Tits On a Bike

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Two Hotties Have a Go At Each Other

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I Wanna Be All Over Rebecca Witchard

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Porn Star Gina Lynn Gets Gropped By Michael Lohan

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Sophie and Katja Get It On

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Who’d You Rather? Malin Akerman & Kate Mara

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Reon Kadena Is Truly Stunning

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Kiely Williams Wants the Young Women of North America to Get Date Raped Proper – VIDEO

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I Wish Zac Efron Would Come Out of the Closet So I Could Work On Banging Vanessa Hudgens

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And Today is Redneck News

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I Think All That Hair Dye is Seeping Into Kat Von D’s Brain

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Squirter on the Fucking Machines – VIDEO

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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Jessica Gomes Modeling for SI Swimsuit

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I’d Pay Good Money to See Paris Go Down on Nicky

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Some Anita Dark

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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Good Lately, But She’s Still Pathetic

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Did You Know Mike Rowe Used to Sell Shit on QVC? – VIDEO

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Who Wants to Be a Millionaire…In Japan? – VIDEO

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Lady Gaga Does Her Best Tranny Impression on the Cover of Cosmo

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Retro Games Destroy NYC – VIDEO

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Emma is a Sexy Young Babe

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God Damn Demi Moore is Still Hot

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Stripping in the Cinema – VIDEO

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stepLINKS of the Day April 8th, 2010