I haven’t died of my birthday drinking because I gave up on the whole birthday party thing two days ago, it made more sense in theory than in practice because the older I get the more and more lazy I get, don’t get me wrong I’ve been drinking every night hard, but I haven’t left the house….If I make it another year, I probably won’t be capable of wiping my ass after I shit which may not be good for the people I’ll be sitting next to on the bus, but it will be good for me, because disrupting the peace and ruining someone’s day or their lunch by smelling disgusting is really pretty satisfying for me….
Here are my stepLINKS
Some Crazy Booty
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Crack Hopes You Have a Lovely Friday Night
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Eating Pussy, But Were Afaid to Ask – VIDEO
(Don’t Blame Me If This Makes You Gay)
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The 15 Best Pictures Of Sofia Vergara
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Porn Queen Jenna Jameson’s Hottest Safe Pics
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Slut Eating a Banana Prank – VIDEO
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Enjoy a 3D Burritoh – VIDEO
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The Top Ten Athletes You Should Probably Keep Your Daughter Away From, Unless She Enjoys STDs
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Jenna Jameson No Panty Throwback
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Like a Surburban Non I’d Like to Do Really Dirty Things She’d Never Imagined To
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Because No Matter How Good You Are At Lying To Yourself, Your Real Doll Doesn’t Really Get You Laid
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Grenade Throw Fail – VIDEO
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I’d To Find Out What Exactly North Yorkshire, England Has Against Giant Dicks Made of Stone
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Pheobe in the Mirror
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Amateur Uses Phone As a Vibrator – VIDEO
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Meet Reed Congdon
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Nothingt Goes Right, It’s Just a Crappy Day – VIDEO
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Self Shot Hotties
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Wine is turning to Vinegar For Demi Moore and By Wine, I Mean Her Fucking Face
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Nicki Minaj is Like a Black Lady Gaga, But Without a Dick
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JWoww and Her Tits Are on the Treadmill
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Mandy and Brooke Get It On – VIDEO
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God Damn Miranda Kerr is Hot
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Racially Mixed Chicks Are Always the Hottest
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Rhianna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Don’t Fuck with Garcelle Bauvais
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Arianny Celeste Had a Nipple Slip
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aneta Plays With HEr Wet Pussy
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More of Jessica Gomes is Sports Illustrated – VIDEO
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Kourtney Kardashian Just Cause
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Alice is a Playful Red Head
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Has Some Cleavage
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How NOT To Sell Plastic Surgery on TV – VIDEO
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Bai Ling Gets Her Crazy On With Some Homeless Dude
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Chick Fiiiiiiiiiight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica Weekley and Emma D topless
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Evi is Slippery
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Here’s some motherfuckin’ Porn for you
Sasha Grey and Daisy Strong make a perfect lesbian couple
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Mackenzee Pierce and Tiffany Star are a couple of horny rich girls
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Alyssa Reece and Leah sneak into garage to make out and play
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Sadie West and Rachel Roxxx get nasty and rough on the red carpet
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You’ll enjoy these two perfect lesbian sluts Eden and Tristan Kingsley
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Cute little pixie Katie Michaels is nothing but a cute little slut
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Here are some pictures I didn’t post of Gisele posing and promoting some bullshit….cuz models entertain me.
Pics via Fame