I don’t live a very exciting life these days.
I drink all day and try not to leave the house. I barely bother hitting bars or the park becuase it’s cold outside and I’m banned from half the places in the city, so I rely heavy on my internet girlfriends to entertain me, unfortunately, I don’t have any, so this is my cry for help….no wait, this is my stepLINKS…I save my cry for help for facebook and twitter and occassionally for random girls in leggings or short shorts I can’t help but chat up, and then there’s the cashiers at stores I go to, waitresses at restaurants and bars I got to and pretty much any pussy I come across who I have to leave a lasting impression of disgust on….I just hate feeling braindead and forgetting the point of this post…oh right stepLINKS…here they are…
Kate Hudson Probably Got Tit Implants and Here They Are
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Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Just Making A FUCKING STATUE!
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I Think Russel Brand May Be Onto Something Here…
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Wow Colin Farrell Fucked All These Hot Girls?
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Because Lonely Days Don’t Have to Mean Lonely Nights
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Jordan Carver’s Gallery Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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Remember the Star Wars Uncut Project? Here’s the First Clip and It’s Awesome
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The Hottest Blondes in Sports
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Why Italian Survivor is Better Than American Survivor
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In An Effort to Advance His Awesomeness, Conan O’Brien Does Just That
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A Little Jennifer Lopez, Just Because
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Jessica and Her Self Shots
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Swingers Party – VIDEO
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Dear The Situation: This is Your Future
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A Little More Tila Tequila, This Time With a Tit Flash
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Candice Swanepoel In Swimwear
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Audrey Bitoni Anyone?
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I’d Like to Be All Over Daphne Joy
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Chloe From Leeds is Topless
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Two Dirty Sluts Get On
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How About An Alessandra Ambrosio Throwback
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Meet Mary Jane
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I Don’t Know Who Nina Hagen Is, But Any Lady That’s Looks This Crazy and Hates Lady Gaga This Much Has Got Something Going On
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Skirt
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Just Your Average, Normal Everyday in the Third Grade….With Heroin
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Ariel on the Sybian
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Basketball Dunk Goes Wrong
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Hayden Panettiere Actually Looks Like an Adult and Not Like a Midget Line Backer For Once
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A Little Hannah Hilton Just Because
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Doutzen Kroes Anyone?
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She Needs a Boyfriend – VIDEO
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Larry King May Be Old, But He’s Got a Great Right Hook
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Wow These Pictures of Pam Anderson Actually Don’t Make Me Want to Puke
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School Girl Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kendra Wilkinson Clevage
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Dawson Miller in the Buff
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