If a fat, sad looking girl comes up to you to talk about your dog, run the fuck away while you can, because just a few minutes ago, some fat girl started talking to my dog and telling me how she needs a dog, ideally a needy one because she’s really lonely…it was already too late to make my escape….I was the first person to talk to her in a week, other than her mother, co-workers and people who work at stores she goes to and she saw she had me in her trap and took advantage of the opportunity, spoke of 30 minutes about her cats battle with lung cancer, the book she read on dating and how it didn’t work out for her and that she grew up on a farm and really wants to have babies but just has her Garfield who now needs an Oddie….it was pretty fucking miserable but not as miserable as my stepLINks….
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