stepLINKS of the Day

If a fat, sad looking girl comes up to you to talk about your dog, run the fuck away while you can, because just a few minutes ago, some fat girl started talking to my dog and telling me how she needs a dog, ideally a needy one because she’s really lonely…it was already too late to make my escape….I was the first person to talk to her in a week, other than her mother, co-workers and people who work at stores she goes to and she saw she had me in her trap and took advantage of the opportunity, spoke of 30 minutes about her cats battle with lung cancer, the book she read on dating and how it didn’t work out for her and that she grew up on a farm and really wants to have babies but just has her Garfield who now needs an Oddie….it was pretty fucking miserable but not as miserable as my stepLINks….

Prostitutes….There’s an App for That…

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It Was Fitting That I Failed When I Tried to Show You the Video Game About My Life, Because I’m a Failure At Life Generally. So Here It Is Again – VIDEO

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More of JWoww and Her Insane Tits

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I’m Sure You Can Think of a Thing or Two to Put Inside This Robot Mouth – VIDEO

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Demi Moore’s A Milf We’d All Like To Fuck

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William Shatner and That Little Taiwanese Susan Boyle Homo Did a Duet and It’s Pretty Much the Most Amazing Thing Ever – VIDEO

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Happy Earth Day: The Hottest Vegans

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Some Sluts to To Help You Hump to Get Over Hump Day

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Jordan Carver’s Body is Outta Site

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Patrick Swayze Versus Iron Man – VIDEO

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2010 NFL Mock Draft – The Hottest Wives and Girlfriends

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Miss San Jose Sex Tape Throw Back

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How Not to Sell Arms to India – VIDEO

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some Zoe Saldana Hotness

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Just When I Thought Nobody Could Get as Drunk as I Do, This Guy Goes and Puts Me to Shame – VIDEO

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Justina in Her Bedroom

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Horny Drunk Sluts do Things They Will Regret Later – VIDEO

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A little Kate Beckinsale

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The Service Wives and Girlfriends Calendar

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Random Photos of the Day

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Brianna Amor is Just Too Fucking Much

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Jazy and Jessica Lynn

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It Figures That Peaches Geldof is Into Scat Porn

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Haylie Duff Pokies

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Kim Kardashian Just Because

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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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Seriously, Beyonce Looks Best When She’s Dressed Down

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I’d Be Out Fucking the World too If I Caught Herpes From Paris Hilton

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Elexis and Samantha Are Fucking Each Other

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Hey There Daisy Marie

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I’d Totally Bang Vanessa Paradis and Her Gap Tooth

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The 20 Biggest WTFs in Comic History

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Anna Kournikova Pussy F

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Man Gets Drivers License Revoked For Driving a Barbie Car While Drunk

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25 Examples of Unintentional Porn

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Granddad Caught in Act – VIDEO

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I Don’t Know Who Kaley Cuoco is But She’s Making Me Think Naughty Thoughts

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Lesbian Fetish of the Day

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I Don’t Know What Sophie Turner is Up to, But So Long As She Brings Her Tits Along, It’s Fine By Me

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stepLINKS of the Day April 22nd, 2010