I got food poisoning last night. I kinda deserved it because I like my women raw and my chicken rawer. I don’t know what that means, but I do know that I licked dirty slut ass and ate pink chicken and I woke up covered in fucking puke. Usually my hard liquor kills any bacteria from rancid food I may eat, before it gets into my bloodstream, but I was a faggot last night and drank wine and paid the fucking price…I’ve been seeing double all day, this may be death….speaking of death here’s a pre-RIP for Brett Michaels….that was some pretty sad news cuz I like that guy for making his cheesiness get him serious pussy….and really all that matters right now are my stepLINKS so click them….
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