I was just out drinking with a group of old ladies who had multiple personalities and very small budgets to buy me drinks….They were haggard would be homeless if they didn’t live in a group home. It was not as sexy as it sounds but halfway into the insanity I realized that I need a video camera but I also need to post my stepLINKS cuz people are waiting for them…but then I remembered no one reads my shit or cares about my stepLINKS…so I ordered a couple more drinks…but then couldn’t appreciate them because I kept thinking I was letting you down….even if you don’t care…I guess I like thinking you do…so I ran home and this is what I came up with….hold me…I love you…
Scarlett Johansson Almost Flashed Obama Her Vagina
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And Now, The Best Picture You Will See All Day, Possibly All Week
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It’s Fitting That Lohan’s Next Movie Role Will Have Her Playing a Dick Sucker
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Christina Hendricks Is A Sexy Bitch, Here’s The Pics
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Because Monday Will Be Easier If There’s Some Whore in the Mix
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Kelly Brook Is A Nerdy Dominatrix and I Gotta Admit, I’m Feeling It
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When Spiders Take Drugs – VIDEO
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Some Celeb Hotties At the Kentucky Derby
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Jessica Alba’s Ass Crack and Tramp Stamp Wanna Say Hello
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Your Tax Dollars At Work – VIDEO
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And More on Whether Kate Hudson Did or Didn’t Get Implants
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Bedtime for Adrianna
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Teen is Home Alone and Gets Up to No Good
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Hot Sluts of the Day
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Some Molly Sims Bikini Shots
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Drunk Slut Falls Out of a Boat – VIDEO
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How About a 70’s Sing Along
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Maliah Michel is Sexy in Lingerie…Wow
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A Sarah Harding Panty Upskirt
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Adrienne Manning is Just Plain Sexy
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You’re Going to Have to Take a Look at Peache Geldof Here…
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Sasha Grey is a Sexy Secretary
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A Little Rhianna, Just Cause
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All Three of These Babes Are Going to Have Their Own Show and It Almost Makes Me Want to Steal My Neighbors TV
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Guess Who’s a Lesbian…Of the Day
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Brunette on the Fucking Machine
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Hey There Sarah Jean Underwood
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Renne Zelwegger Has a Tight Body
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Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh
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God Damn I Love Kate Beckinsale
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OMG POWERTHIRST PART 3!!!! YESSSSS!!! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Sabrina Rolling Around Nude in Bed
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Olivia Munn in FHM
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MacGruber is AMAZING and Now He Is Everywhere – Join In on the Fun
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Crowd Surfing Fail – VIDEO
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Hand Fart Imperial March – VIDEO
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Seriously, WTF Happened to Jenna Jameson’s Face
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Megan is Stripping
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And More of Lucy Pinder Topless
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