I spent the last 4 hours adding random girls to facebook. Not one of them added me back. So I went back and added them all again, thinking persistance may let me see their vacation pictures of them in their bikinis, again I got rejected, so I tried a third time and still haven’t got one of them to let me into their lives, reminding me why I prefer watching already released amateur pictures and videos thanks to the FBI’s initiative to find pedophiles with sites like StickAM.com and their underdeveloped 17 year olds engaging in lesbian sex because it’s less fucking work….it also reminds me that I suck at internet life as hard as I suck at real life and the whole thing would depress me if I actually cared….Here are my stepLINKS……cuz along with talking all my bullshit, that’s just what we do here….
It’s Official – Kate Hudson Has Implants
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So THAT’S What Madonna Looks Like With No Make Up or Photoshop
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10 Ridiculous Celebrity Catfights
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P.Diddy’s Girlfriend Cassie Is So Fucking Hot
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Because Everyday is a Little Better When Sluts Are Around
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A Grade A Bikini Contest – VIDEO
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As If You Needed More Proof That The Entire Population of America is Completely Retarded
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The Ten Most Awesome Mascot Dunks of All Time
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Christina Aguilera and Her MILF Cameltoe
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Glenn Beck is a Dumb Cunt Let’s Bask in His Stupidity Together
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Whatever, I’d Bang Disco Earth Mother Boho Nicole Richie
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Brandi is in the Bedroom
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Awh Guess Who’s Having a Big Old Cry
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You Won’t Believe What This Slut is Masterbating With…. – VIDEO
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Brooklyn Decker > Jennifer Aniston
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The Children of This Generation Are Fucked – VIDEO
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You’ll Wanna Bask in Vanessa Just Like I Did
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In Case You Haven’t Had Enough of JWoww’s Giant Tits
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Lidia Plays With Her Pussy
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Your WTF Porn Picture Of The Day: Sasha Grey Fucks A Bear
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Christina Hendricks and Her Tits Come Out to Play
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Bar Rafaeli is Catching a Rainbow in Her Bikini
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Cassie Versus Zoe – Who Would You Rather
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If You Didn’t Already Want to Kill Mariah Carey, This Will Seal the Deal
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29 Minutes of Hot Lesbo Action…of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And More Bar Rafaeli
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I’d Let Her Ride Me Day and Night
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Ahhhhhhhh Aria Giovanni
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Helena Mattsson Sizzles In Maxim
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The 13 Funniest Wheel Of Fortune Screen Captures
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Sophie Turner Looks Yummy
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And That’s Why You Don’t Headbutt a Van – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Talulah Riley lingerie
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Julia and Her Friend
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Peaches in the Jaccuzi
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The 100 sexiest Photos of Christina Aguilera Ever
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The 6 Greatest Movie Villains We Just Forgot About
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Naked Amy G….
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Dirtiest School Project Video of the Day
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