The main two Jersey Shore trashcans were out in Miami doing what they do best and that’s doing nothing but showing off their tits to distract us from how disgusting they are….It’s nice to see just how much diversity there is in this group as one of them has big fake tits and the other has fat chick tits so the haters who say these uncultured pigs are two dimensional are fucking wrong…..
They were also doing shots of Tequila cuz it was Cinqo de Mayo and every cheesy motherfucker jumped up on the shit like they were Mexican…..maybe it’s because people like any excuse to party and I’m not against that, since I’ve got drunk every day, but I don’t need holidays or events to do it, I actually hate that shit cuz taking part in any group activity that a whole bunch of assholes are all excited about turns me off…I’m a lone soldier who likes to create my own holidays like “try to get a girl to send me picture of her tits day” and “maybe I’ll get to see up a skirt if I sit under this public staircase day”, take that like Halloween, Christmas, New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day, Cinqo de Mayo and anything else Hallmark created to manipulate the public to consume….
I think we should stick to getting drunk to forget, to repress, to distract and to justify failure all while dying from a slow drawn out suicide……a suicide we hope the Jersey Shore cast accelerate and take to the next level so we can forget they exist in a year from now….
Pics via Bauer