I wish more bitches were like dogs….at least the bitches who I like petting because my dog has seen me naked pretty much every single day and he still gets down to humping my leg, while the only bitch who I can get to hump my leg is a 300 pound woman who I’d rather was humping another motherfuckers leg….but I made the mistake of marrying. Not that it matters….since my dick doesn’t really work…thanks to low levels of testosterone thanks to drinking myself fat cuz it is the only thing that makes the internal sadness disappear and some post-traumatic street thanks to seeing a 300 pound woman naked and marrying her for her money and she’s not even fucking rich….she just gets a disability check….not that it matters….
Here are my stepLINKS…..
I love Amanda Seyfried – I Don’t Understand Why Her Nickname is British for Pussy Hair or Why She Got it Tattooed – But I Still Think She’s Hot – And Creepy – But Hot is Hot….
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Drunk Prank Call Your Friends
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Alesandra Ambrosio is Pretty Much Naked
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There’s So Many Possibilties For What’s Happening In This Photo, Maybe You Can Help Me Guess
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Jessica Simpson’s Fat Legs
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Why Stick To One Slut When You Can Have Countless?
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The 20 Worst Mugshots
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World Cup 2010: Five Hottest Wives and Girlfriends To Cheer for England
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THE SATURDAYS Frankie Sandford See Through Panty Upskirt
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You Need To See These Katie Cassidy Pics
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Now That’s a Family Portrait
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Hot in Hawaii
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Slumber Party Sluts – GALLERY
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Hot Teen Masterbates Like a Pro
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You Know This Story Made Me Realize That a) All Firefighters Should Be Women and B) They Should Fight Fires Topless
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Simone Villas Boas is Kinda Prim and Proper and I Like It
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Party babe is FUBAR – VIDEO
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Britanny Daily is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Now THIS is a Drunk Party Slut
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Nikki and Lexi Lick Each Other Up – VIDEO
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Fearne Cotton is The Type of Girl I’d Like To Get Down On
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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More Amanda Seyfried Hotness
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Amanda Seyfried Just Got Even More Awesome – VIDEO
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Ciara is Wearing Some Dominatrix Hotness
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Jamie Pressly Got Another Boob Job
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Hot and Horny Babes Get Nasty
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Selita Ebanks Shoot For Maxim
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Chanel Sluts Anyone?
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Jaime Hammer Gallery
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Two Teens Get Wild in the Shower – VIDEO
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Jessica Lowndes (AKA Megan Fox Lite) Drops Some Cleavage
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The 20 Greatest Moments In Wikipedia Vandalism
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michelle Trachtenberg and Her Ass Crack
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I Agree, The Trailer for Super 8 Looks Awesome
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What NOT To Do At An Orgy
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Kaitlynn’s Body is Perfect
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If You Ask Me, These Victoria’s Secret Models *Are* What’s Sexy
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Kayla = WOW
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Kelly Brooke Without a Bra Doesn’t Make Her More Classy, It Just Makes Her Better
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Some Morning Thickness with Maliah Michel
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2 Girls 2 Cups and I am Talking ABout Her Bra….
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