Some dude who added me to Facebook started hitting me up on Facebook chat last night….he sent me his phone number and insisted I call him. When I ignored his request, because I found some random person begging me to call him pretty fucking weird, he told me that “I’ve gone hollywood and that he needs to delete me as a friend”….The reality is that I don’t even like talking to people I actually know in real life who aren’t fucking weirdos begging website writers to call them at 2 am….I only use facebook as a soft sell to get girls to add me so that I can look at their bikini pictures from vacation….not to make phone buddies….so if that’s goin’ Hollywood, star calling my Linda Lohan, I just think it’s normal to avoid eager psychos….
Here are my stepLINKS….
Miss USA is an ARAB and is Going to Destroy America With Her Tight Body
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Dear Ke$ha, Nobody Wants Head From You
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Because I’m Sure Your Weekend Was Just as Depressing As Mine Was
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Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures Anyone?
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Youtube: Where Haters Go to Hate – VIDEO
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Hope Dworaczyk and 10 Other Sports Wives/Girlfriends We’d Like To See In 3D
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Cameron Diaz Pics From When She Was In Her Prime
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Tammy “Sunny” Sytch Has a Camel Toe…Is Also Possiby a Man
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Girls With Duckface – a Video tribute
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Lohan and Her Bag of Cocaine Head to Cannes
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Bridgette Takes Some Mirror Shots
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Yeah, Sure, I’ll Just Hit Up the ATM and TAKE OUT SOME FUCKING GOLD BARS – VIDEO
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Pink Dilso Gets Some Awesome Pussy
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Well Hello There Peaches Geldof’s Nipple
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I’m Having a Bad Day and Seeing This Guy Get Hit in the Nuts Made It a Little Better – VIDEO
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How About Some Celeste Star
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Now is That an Ass Or is That a Ass?
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Jenna Bentley’s Big Bikini Boobs
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The Only Person Lindsay Lohan is Fooling is Herself – VIDEO
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Sasha and Carey Get Their Lesbian On
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I Wanna Bang Elsa Pataky
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Misa Campo Starts Off The Week Nicely
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Cate Blanchette is Looking Good
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Mother Gives Birth to Fraternal Twins By Two Different Men
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Pictures of Miss USA on a Stripper Pole Have Already Surfaced…Jesus
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Molly and Valentina Fuck Themselves and Each Other – VIDEO
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Irina Sheik – Otto swimwear 2010
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Ahhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Meet Lisa Chandler
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Hot Teen is Getting Dirty on the Floor – VIDEO
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Selita Ebanks Sizzles In Maxim
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Top 10 Celebrities Caught Staring At Laker Girls
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Oily Brianna Topless on Webcam
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This Is What Happens When You OD On Viagra
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5 Things Your Parents Thought Would Exist By Now
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I Love Inappropriate News Clip Videos – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know What is With Shaq Making All These Lip Sync Clips for the Next, But I Love It – VIDEO
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Man Jennifer Hudson is Lookin Hot
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Veronica Saint is Topless in aTiny Bac Thong
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Follow Me, You Fools
FACEBOOK and TWITTER
BONUS –
Chick Masturbating Fail
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