I have been trying to convince Lohan to use me as a safehouse because I’m in Canada and flying back to the USA is just gonna get her locked up, but then I realized she’s all fucking Hollywood and does this shit for attention on purpose, and that my campaigning is pretty half assed, considering my only real link to her is the same as the rest of the world is a twitter she probably doesn’t even write, but part of me hopes she takes me up on my offer, so that I can kidnap her, steal her drugs and have a great weekend before releasing her back out to the world….
Unfortunately, that’s been the only excitement of my day. No public nudity. No new friends or lovers. No funny insane people on the street. No stupid emails I have no choice but to get nasty about…but there’s always my stepLINKS….
IT’s OFFICIEL!! LOHAN IS GOING TO JAIL!
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Its Looks Like They May Have Already Found Megan Fox’s Replacement in Transformers
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Because It May Be Sunny Outside, But You’re Crying In Your Heart
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Hilary Duff’s Fat Ass in a Onsie
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The 20 Hottest Women Who Don’t Speak English
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The 25 Worst Sports Movies of the Last 25 Years
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Paris Hilton Ass Flash in Cannes
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When Did YOU Last Have Sex – VIDEO
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She’s Kinda Plain But I’d Throw It in Naomi Watts
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Aimmee and Her Selfshots
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Miley Cyrus Wants to Kill Your Children
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Russian Kungfoo FAIL – VIDEO
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Hey There Dani Woodward, I’ve Missed You…And Your Tits
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Guess Which Model Went Down on Courtney Love in the 90’s?
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You’re Gonna Wanna Drink Up Daphne
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Victoria Silvstedt Stuffs Herself Into Skimpy Bikini
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Lucky Lesbians Franchezca Valentina and Cara Dee
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Carmen Electra, Just Causes
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Janessa Brazil Is WIN In Every Way Imaginable
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Rachel Bilson is Out of Work, But Still Sexy
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Every Woman on the Planet Needs Stacey Dash’s Genes
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I Don’t Know About You, But If I Ever Buy a House, I’m Gonna Look For One in EAT ASS California
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I Gotta Say, Jennifer Hudson is Lookin Pretty Hot
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Suze Wants to Show Off For the Camera
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A Bunch of Sluts Form the Maxim Hot 100 Party
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Amy Reid Gallery
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Insanely Busty Teen on the Web Cam
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Jessica Alba is Hot When There Isn’t a Baby Hanging Off Her Hip
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15 Female Celebrities Eating Bananas
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Carmen Strips Down – VIDEO
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What has 8 billion freckles, a drinking problem and never requested a new passport?
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Summertime Fails – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Cheeky Sluts Wear Bikinis
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Iron Lady Jessica Jaymes
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Til Dirty Vagina Do Us Part
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The 7 Greatest Game Show Gimmicks of All-Time
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Follow Me, What Have You Got to Lose?
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds…..
Some Chick Shows off Her Tits…
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Some Young Chick Masturbating (in video)
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