Paulina Rubio is old. I always forget that bitch is pushing 45 or some shit….mainly because most Mexican women I know are 200 pounds, mothers of 5 and busy cleaning houses living the American dream, but cleaning up after people who are actually living the American dream…but she’s finally settling down and having a baby….and like any good pregnant chick, she’s gone to role around in the sand in bikini in what may be one of her last chances to be the Mexican popstar people wanted to fuck, as Mexicans go all down hill after making babies…and because she’s not too pregnant yet to make jerking off to her awkward…unless of couse you like pregnant chicks, which some of you do, maybe because it is nature’s most beautiful gift, maybe because if she’s already knocked up you can’t knock her up, maybe because you like knowing a bitch doesn’t use condoms, maybe you like the idea of fucking something a growing fetus lives in, cuz fucking a home is rarely possible….I just know I pretty much hate the shit and I just see swollen ankles, fat gut and pretty much career and body suicide where watching a pregnant bitch walk the street is like watching a bitch self destruct….but maybe you dig it so here she is pregnant in a bikini….
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