I think I had a mild heart attack. I got my hands on an extra large pizza and ate the whole thing. Probably not the best idea when you’re on the verge of death, but I like to think I was just eating my feelings. I didn’t take myself to the hospital, I figure I’ll just wait for death to take me, but for some reason, unlike Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman…It never does…
Here are my stepLINKS….I’m going to stare at tits in skirts.
Miley Cyrus Camel Toes Portugal in the Face
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And More Memorial Day Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Because Sluts and Whore Will Make Even The Worst Day Better
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Hot Celebrities Born in June
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Adrienne Curry Bikini Shots, Just Cause
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World Record Mega Jump From Eiffel Tower – VIDEO
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Ranking College Football’s 10 Lamest Mascots
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Jate Moss is Topless
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I Don’t Know What Electric Daisy Carnival Is, But After Taking a Look At This Video, I’m Starting to Think I Should
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A Little Miley Cyrus Jailbait Action
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Now THIS is a Bad Trip – Must Must Read
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Katie and Her Pussy Play
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Cheao Webcame Amateur
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Olivia Wilde is NSFW
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Sunny Leone is on a Spiral Staircase
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Sexual Statues! a Gallery
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Wow Check Out Kim Hosing Herself Down
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Kate Bosworth Bikini Pics
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Some Jessica James Just For Good Measure
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More From Celebrity Rehab Rumor Ridiculousness, Starring Tila Tequila
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And More Kelly Brooke
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Sophie Reade Gallery
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Victoria’s Secret Honors Rosie Huntington-Whiteley with a Sexy Video
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Ohhhhh Some Halle Berry is Always Nice
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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics
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Sandra Shine Plays With a Dildo – VIDEO
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A Tribute to Gary Coleman – VIDEO
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Wow Naomi Campbell is Dressed Like a Soccer Mom and It Makes Me Want to Bang Her Even More
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Mmmmmm vida Guerra
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Gotta Love a Pic Dump
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Alice Eve Sizzles In GQ
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The 25 Funniest Fox News Screen Captures
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Guess Which Old Geezer Wants to Fuck Jessica Simpson?
(No It’s Not Her Dad)
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Reporter Isn’t Even Phased By the Cock – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Imogen Thomas Lingerie
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Sex Toy Fun in the Kitchen – VIDEO
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Katie Kox is Sexy
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Hot Slut of the Day
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The 66 Most Over Rated Women of 2010
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Follow Me, Me and My Hangover Are Begging You
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