My day started with my dog pissing on me. Then moved onto me hearing two teenage girls talking about getting wet and not getting turned on. To coming home to hear my wife crying in the corner because she was out of ice cream and wanted more ice cream. That lead to her getting mean because I spent her last 5 dollars until her check comes in tomorrow. Forcing me to go update a site no one reads on the fire escape cuz she can’t squeeze through the winder and now I can go get my motherfucking self some drink….my life sucks, but yours doesn’t so here are my stepLINKS to make your day a better one…
If Lindsay Lohan Had a Penis, She Would Be Waving It at the Legal System Right Now
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And On the 8th Day god Created….
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Because I Know You Need Some Help Through The Week. We All Do
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Kate Beckinsale Makes Being a Mommy Look Good
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What That Giant Sinkhole in Guatemala Really Means About the State of our Planet
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The 20 Hottest Pics Of The Sexy Bellator Ring Girls
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Model Alice Dellal Hairy Upskirt
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The Hottest 100 Sluts Of The Decade
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Jiminy Cricket Says: I’d Hit It
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Brooke Sheilds and Her Entire Family Are Going to Murdered By PETA When They See This Shit
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Frozen Face or Not, I’d Still Fuck Courtney Cox
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Katie is Playing With Her Pussy
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Six Perky Titties Get It On
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T&A Courtesy of Aurelie Claudel
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The Swedish, Naked Balloon Dance
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Tori Black Gets Loose
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Baja is All Painted Like a Tiger….And Naked
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That Howling Coming from Khloe’s Womb Area Wasn’t Just Gas From the Wart Hog She Attacked and Fed on During the Night.
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Ashley Simpson Bikini Comeback
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Zoe and Shyla Fuck Around and Look Good Doing It – VIDEO
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Wow, Check Out the Photoshop Here
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Jessica Biel is a Cover Girl
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What Do These Poor Unfortunate Souls Have In Common????
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Kylie Minogue Is Still Fuckable After All These Years
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Jana Cova is Playing in Lingerie
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Some Hot Sluts and the World Cup
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Some Liz Hurley Hotness
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Kissing Girls Anyone?
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Mary Elizabeth Winstead is the Weird Artist Chick We All Should Have Fucked In Highschool
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Star Wars: Episode Brazil – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide
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Snooki Turns to YouTube For A New Man – VIDEO
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The Dos and Don’ts of Soul Selling
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Sexy Asian Chicks Dances To Spy Music Wearing a Vag Chandelier
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Christie Brinkley
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Lezzie Sluts Anyone? – VIDEO
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