I just pissed all over my shirt and pants in a public bathroom an hour away from home and I’m not the keep so hydrated and healthy by drinking my 9 glasses of water all day at the office to stay fueled for my hot yoga class and I’m not the haven’t had more than one glass of wine a week to feel wild in my boring suburban, trying to stay healthy life and I’m not the insides so healthy my piss isn’t dark brown and doesn’t smells like feces, rotting cabbage, coffee and asparagus…..so I gotta walk out with this huge wet stain that stinks and pretend there’s nothing wrong with me….and I will tell you that it’s not a proud moment…good thing I have no shame….here are my stepLINKS….
Let’s Cyber
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Christina Ricci Has Some Underboob Cleavage
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Anna Paquins Wet, Hard Nipples
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A Little Kate Hudson, Just Cause
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Check Out Aimee in the Bedroom
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Emily Senko is On Hot Piece
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Victoria Silvstead in a Swimsuit
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Some Audrey Bitoni for Good Measure
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Whoa, Check Out the Ass on Maria
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Kim Zolciak Showing Off Her Juicy Gutter Trash Tits
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Zoe and Shyla Get It On – VIDEO
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Bar Rafaeli Looks Hot While Shopping
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Three Cherrs for Cleavage
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Rose Byrne is a Raunchy Greek
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Adriana Lima in Lingerie
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Busty Teen Oils Up Her Tits
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Rachel Bilson and Her Tight Body Run Some Errends
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Cat Fart on a Dog Face – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Know This is All a Publicity Stunt, But Man How Awesome WouldIt Be If Spencer Pratt Was Really Losing His Mind?
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Miley Cyrus is a Slut Onstage
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Helicopter Crash Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Amii Grove is Nude and Wet
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Tera Patrick is Red Hot
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8 Ways to Assure You’ll Fail a Sobriety Test
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