I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Rihanna’s shitty mushroom cut hair, it is some cartoon of videogame shit I’d expect to see on some Eastern European immigrant in the 1980s trying to forget communism by performing an obscure one-man show busking on the street corner showing off the circus tricks his gypsy parents taught him as a child.
I’m not sure if that makes sense….but maybe it’s just some tacky shit you’d find in the Islands when boredom and poverty go a little too fucking far, you know the same reason gold braids on 300 pound black women were invented…
And it doesn’t matter…what does matter is just show how hard she is holding onto her fame….and doing whatever it takes to be relevant even though she lost all her sex appeal when she ratted out her man for beating her ass when we all know her spoiled cunt who has forgot her gully roots deserved it….
I am a firm believer that she should be making beds for British people on vacation beds and not making half naked sold out concerts…but I gotta admit I love the pic of her moonin’ us…cuz it’s pretty fucking appropriate…she has fooled the world and she knows it…
So here are some pics of her boring body and shitty ass that makes black folk ashamed she calls this an ass but that you probably like…cuz you’re white, boring and Rihanna is accessible and makes you feel like you aren’t racist because you’d consider fucking her…