I just ate a bag of chips. I feel like a fat chick no one likes enough to take to prom force feeding myself because it is the only thing that makes me feel good…it’s the only thing I am good with…and the tastes just set off fireworks in my sad soul….but that’s only because my dick is hiding today…I’m hoping some sluts try to wake it up…but they never to.
Here are my stepLINKS of the DAy
Yeah I’m Not Horatio Caine, But I’m Really Getting the Feeling Gary Coleman Was Murdered
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All That Dancing in After Hours Gay Clubs Really Paid Off For Tom Cruise – VIDEO
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Because I Didn’t Get Laid This Weekend and Neither Did You
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The 50 Sexiest Brazilian Women In The World
FACEBOOK and TWITTER
Karolina Kurkove Looks Good in Spandex
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Can Big Girls Fly? – VIDEO
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Dynamic Duos: The 10 Coolest Twin Siblings in Sports (with Video
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Ashley Tisdale and Her Chrome Camel Toe
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World Cup Cantina….With Snoop Dog
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Lesbian Kisses Are the New Black – VIDEO
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Kaylani Strips
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Sandra Bullock Shifts the Interest in Her Divorce Onto Her Tight Dress – VIDEO
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Slut Uses All Kinds of Objects to Get Off – VIDEO
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I Hope Holly Madison’s New Book is About How She Should Have Taken All Her Clothes Off in These Photos
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Jenna Pietersen Collection
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Olga Will Make Your Pants a Little Tighter
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Mileena’s Body is Out of Sight
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Rihanna In A String Bikini Flashes Her Ass
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Lisa Neils, Carli Banks and Brooke Haven
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Who Knew They Used the Same Paper In Every TV Show and Movie Prett Much Ever Made?
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Julianne Hough is One Hot Blonde
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Alexis Texas ASS Compilation
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Aishwarya Rai Makes ME Want to Move to Bollywood
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Bernie Madoff Tells His Victims He’s Sorry, and By Sorry I Mean He Told Them To Go Fuck Themselves
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Reality Show STD Mayhem
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Hot Babes Please Their Pussies Side by Side – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr Behind-the-Scenes For ELLE Magazine
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Sooner or Later, I Wanna Fuck a Librarian
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Natalie Sparks Heats Things Up
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Hot Asian Teen on a Webcam
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Megan Fox Returns From Her Bikini Vacation
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The 10 Best Cheerleader Movies of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Marketa Pechova Strips Outside
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And More Sluts From the Spike TV Awards
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Nothing is More Awesome Than a Tiny Mr T – MOVIG GIF
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What the Fuck Video of the Day
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Now THIS is Summer Camp
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Victoria Beckham Short Dress
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Mary Carey and Her Lucky Purple Vibrator
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Great Moments In News & Politics With Justin Bieber
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Follow Me, Suckers
FACEBOOK and TWITTER
BONUS – MUSIC BONUS – BONUS – MUSIC BONUS – BONUS
Some Brand New Eminem Ft. Fat and Useless Rihanna Called “Love The Way You Lie”
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