I spent the afternoon on the street..checking out flat chested fat chicks, some crazy bitch in her pajamas singing, some thick Paris Hilton looking girl who was actually hot, 2 ghetto sluts at the grocery store buying malt liquor while playing with their hair extensions, shitty face piercings and flip phone that wasn’t a Blackberry or an Iphone, cuz they are broke ass….who probably get fucked by black guys….There was some weird bitch freaking out dancing to Rockabilly, a crippled woman rolling in a motorized wheelchair that had her piss and shit bag exposed for all to see. There was a mother daughter duo I wanted to fuck and the day ended watching an instructional how to have sex video someone sent me….where I overate meatballs his wife made for dinner…
All in all…It was a hell of a lot more interesting than the Internet…but if I was more ambitious…I probably would have documented all these things with a camera…but I didn’t…but I do have these stepLINKS…which are probably better times anyway….Enjoy.
Some Hot Tits on Some Thickness
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When Dumb and Dumber Became Friends…
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I Don’t Blame a 3 Year old For Getting His Drink On – VIDEO
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Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Fill the Void
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Vegetarians eat FREE – VIDEO
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Brittney Palmer Pics: Meet the Latest Stunning MMA Ring Girl
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Alex Gabrielson Panty Upskirt
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Liason Dangereuse in Lingerie – VIDEO
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Jessica Biel, Just Cause
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Tiffany and Her Stripdance
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Babe in Stockings Plays With Pussy
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Guess Which Real Housewife Has a Sex Tape?
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Elizabeth Reaser Nip Slip
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London Hyde Park Water Fight Flash Mob Gets Out of Control – VIDEO
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You Live Like a Pig
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You’re Going to Want to See a Lot of Rosa
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I Don’t Know Who Simone Ballack But Here She Is With Her Bikini Camel Toe
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Angel Dar Anyone?
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Cheerleading Grandmas – VIDEO
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Mila Kunis is the Best Reason to Buy Book of Eli
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Huge Compilation Of Hot Emos, Hipsters And Scenesters
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After All These Years, I’d Still Bang Iman
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Gary Coleman’s Death Photos Have Been Ssold
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Loni Likes the Fucking Machine
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Near Disastrous Crash at Red Bull Air Races – VIDEO
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christina Aguilera Tight Body
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Gotta Love Megan Summers
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Random Pic Dump, Just Cause
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Megan Fox’s Booty In Skin-Tight Jeans Is The Uber Hotness
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Brooklyn Decked is Looking Good
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Camera Repair FAIL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Lusy Clarkson Topless Body Paint
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Gotta Love a Trashy Vegas Stripper
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:aila at the Waterfalls
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Will Smiths’s Daughter is a Whore in Training
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The 10 Funniest Dead Guys We Dearly Miss
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Follow Me, You Fools
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Bonus – That isn’t a bonus….
Cupcake tits! Clip of Katy Perry’s ‘California Gurls’ Video