I am not entirely sure what is wrong with me – but I know it can’t be good. I think eating nothing buy no name brand chips and drinking shitty beer has finally caught up with me. I am fatter than ever and death may be around the corner…but I could also be being dramatic cuz I’m getting my period…I don’t really know what I am talking about….
I do know that I am going to make my way to my yacht for a party tonight…unfortunately my yacht is not so much a yacht and lot more of an inflatable ghetto digny I borrow from the neighbor’s kid to float around the back alley with a case of beer…which is as good as it gets for me….and here are my stepLINKS…which as far as I am concerned is as good as it gets for you….
Amy Winehouse’s Big Fake Tits Took a Bath…
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Katy Perry Flashes Her Pussy Like She Was Miley Cyrus
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Dita Von Teese Fucks Richard Branson’s Head
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Get Your Web Cam
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Amanda Mackay
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Which School Has the Hottest Babes? Let’s Settle This Once and For All
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Victoria Secret’s Doutzen Kroes is See Through
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Miley Cyrus is a Little Whore and You Love It
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5 Things That Will Make You Proud to Be an American
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Lina is Naked In the Mirror
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Some Lesbian MILFs for Good Measure
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America’s Got Talent Horrible Video of the Day – VIDEO
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How the Fuck a Bitch Like This is Allowed to Have Kids is Beyond Me
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Jacquelyn Jablonsk is So Hot It’s Just Too Much
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Fucking Everywhere and Here She is Again
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Get a Load of Charley Chase
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Rosa Acosta, Sofia Marie and Katherine Monsalve Are Calender Girls
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I See London, I See France, I See…Paris Hilton’s Nipples
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Louisa and Lisa Get It On
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A Quote from the Bottom of the Barrel
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Audrina Patridge is a Tramp Stamp on Her Neck Kinda Whore
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How About an Emma Watson Upskirt?
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If You Ever Wanted to Bone Kate Gosselin, You May Now Get Your Chance
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Lady Gaga Wants You to Stop Staring Through Her Slutty See Through Clothes
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A Whole Lot of Lesbian Licking in the Tub – VIDEO
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Let’s Watch Doutzen Kroes Work Out – VIDEO
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Hipster Slut of the Day
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Anna is Wild
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Random Pics to Laugh At of the Day
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Scar Jo and Her Insane Cleavage Are Back
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Pat Morita from The Karate Kid Wants to Teach You Shiatsu – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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There’s a Darker Side to Youtube, Check It Out
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So There’s Vintage Nudes of Betty White Floating Around….
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25 Fat People (Who Are Really Good at Being Fat)
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Hot Iranian Risks Beheading By Doing Hot Web Cam Strip For The Internets – VIDEO
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Jennifer Aniston is Opening the Gates of Heaven and By Gates of Heaven, I Mean Her Legs
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Summertime Means Beach Tits and Ass – Gallery
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Sophie Turner Should Put a Bag Over Her Head So It Doesn’t Distract Me From Her Amazing Rack
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Top 10 Sitcom Porn Parodies You MUST See
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