I spent the better part of the day drinking with a fat toothless woman who smelled like shit while on one of those motorized scooters for old and sick people. She was a lot of fun and tried to show me how she dances in her motorized scooter…which you wouldn’t think was labor intensive…but she was sweating her face off and out of breath…probably because she is dying. It was a fucking dive, there were 15 year old girls there trying to get free drinks for a pussy flash, old men were going along with it, but I wasn’t down with helping them become what we all know they are going to become if they aren’t already…I guess I only like ’em when they are broken in….and already damaged on a horrible path…I don’t like encouraging the shit…
So here are my stepLINKS…drunken…better late than never…I guess
Honestly, I’d Rather Fuck Gail Posner’s Dog Than Gail Posner
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Audrina Patridge Works Out Her Fake TIts in a Sports Bra
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I Love to Look at Ashley Greene
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Lindsay Lohan’s Sexiest Twit-Pics Wow
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If Your Day Was as Bad as Mine, a Web Cam Slut Show Will Probably Make You Better
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LADIES! The White Women Work Out Will Slim You Down in No Time
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A Collection of Movie Bad Asses That Should Be in the MMA
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Some Candice Swanepoel and Behait Prinsloo Pics
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How About a Rhianna and Beyonce Cat Fight? Check It
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Katy Perry Had a Panty Upskirt
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Holy Fuck! Tori Spelling is the Living Dead!
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Kaylani is Stripping
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Gotta Love an Anateur Playing With Her Pussy
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How TV’s Greatest Shows Should Have Ended
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HOLY SHIT!! This Dude is Sentenced to Death By Firing Squad…in AMERICA!
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Aishwarya Rai Puts All These Plastic Hollywood Whores to Shame
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Alice Goodwin and Her Hot Body Will Make you Love the World Cup
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Courtney Love is Going Insane Before Out Eyes and It’s Awesome – VIDEO
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All These Naked Chicks Say ITS SHOWER TIME!
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Have You Ever Been to an All Girl Tattoo Party
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Demi Levato Showing Some Bikini Ass
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Bree Barrett is a Naked Girl Next Door Type
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How About Some Sasha Grey
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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Miranda Kerr & Alessandra Ambrosio: Hello, Bombshells!
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Katy Perry is Basically Naked in Her New Video
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Alyssa is Masterbating in Public
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Check Out Nina Dobrev
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As Much as I Hate Them, I’d Still Bang This Hipster Hottie
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Well Hey There Monica
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Hot College Teens on Webcam
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Perfection Part XXXVI
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The 10 Hottest Weather Girls Videos Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Audrina Patridge is Letting Us Watch Her Work Out
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Cameron Diaz Will Do Anything For Dick
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Freida Pinto is Hot and Dev Patal is One Lucky Fucker
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Now This is One Drunk Ass Slut
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Striptease of the Day
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Some British Model Sluts on Twitter
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Veronica and Her Giant Tits
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The 8 Most Awesome Movie Car Chases of All Time
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Lil’ Kim and Nicki Minaj Cat Fight
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