I don’t know if you realize this – but it is summer and it is a fucking pussy parade outside. I was standing on the corner for the last few hours and there was a fucking sea of women….all in very skimpy clothes, I’m talking exposed ass cheeks and braless t-shirts in the heat….and I’m convinced the whole city smells of pussy shit….and I am pretty hooked on it.
So why the fuck are you even reading this…seriously…this is ridiculous of you….quit your fucking job…stop being such a little scared bitch and get out there and take advantage cuz I know if I wasn’t married I’d be all up in that shit taking advantage of them…preferably the ones with daddy issues…I mean if the pussy wasn’t creeped on first contact because I guess that’s just the vibe I give off….
Either way, here are my stepLINKS…
SOMEBODY CALL SHERLOCK HOLMES! LINDSAY LOHAN HAS HOT TITS AND WAS FRAMED…AGAIN!
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Lookin Good Sweethearts
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Because Everyone Loves a Nice Dirty Slut
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Britney Spears’s Nipples Are Peering Right Through Your Eyes into the Window of Your SOUL
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The Olsen Twins Want You to Eat Pizza – VIDEO
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Digital Disasters: The 10 Lamest Sports Video Games of All-Time
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Remember the Loser Virgin Who Spazzed When His Mom Cancelled His WoW Account? Well Here He Is Spazzing in Gymnastics Class
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Birthday Girl Selma Blair is Showing Off Her Tits
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Some Ashley Greene Hotness
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Katie is Playing With Her Pussy
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The Only Reason I Would Ever Have a Baby is to Do Things Like This With It, Which Pretty Much Tells Me I Should Never Have a Baby Ever
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Princess Donna Definitely Isn’t Treated Like a Princess
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WTF of the Day: Man Kills 3-Month-Old Son in Front of Police
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Mmmmmm Vanessa Hudgens
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Nickie Minaj is Looking Trashy Hot in a New Photoshoot
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I Don’t Know Who Perrey Reeves is But She Had an Upskirt and Here It Is
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Madelyn, Marie and Sammie Get It On
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Too Bad Lady Gaga Didn’t Smash Her Head Open and Get Brain Damage in These Pics of Her Tripping and Falling
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Katie Larmour is an Irish Hottie
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Some Whores to Round Your Day Off Right
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Avril Lavigne is a Fucking Midget
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Prostitute in Her New Movie and I Like It – VIDEO
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Lesbian Pussy Lovers – VIDEO
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In Case You Missed the Awesome Video of Shamwow Vince Promoting Eminem’s New Album
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Nicole Richie is Looking Hot
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Mmmmmm Kellie Looks Tasty
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Busty Twins on a Webcam
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Cameron Diaz is Leggy
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Sometimes You Need a (Fail) Montage – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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THE AWESOME INTERNET DRUNK HALL OF FAME
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Nichole Sparx is a Thinner, Hotter Version of Coco
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Mmmmmm Check Out Maggie Grace
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Reckless Mother of the Day – VIDEO
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Jerry Seinfeld Hates Lady Gaga! Yes!
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Gotta Love the Sluts of Summer
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More Salma Hayek MILF Cleavage
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Texas Says No Porn, No Gays, No Sodomy…Where’s The Fun In That?
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