This Beatrice Borromeo is not officially part of the Royal family of Monaco, but she’s having sex with one of them and that’s good enough for me to consider her fancy in the pants…and more importantly, there’s always something classy about jerking off to the Royal family, even if it is not officially Royal Family, and even if it is not in a two piece bathing suit, at least that’s what I used to tell myself when I had no access to porn and was forced to use the Queen’s image on the back of a Canadian penny to get off not enough years ago for it to be a story I should be sharing…
Pics via Bauer