Another ridiculously hot day that I didn’t spend at the public pool checking out half naked mom’s cooling off, but instead spent with an old lady in my building who smells like eggs and shit and who doesn’t shave her legs or armpits, but insists on walking around in her nightgown trying to feed me cat food, because she has air conditioning and I will sacrifice my dignity to not die from the heat…even though I’m Mexican and you’d think I’d be okay with the shit…well it turns out that I’m not…and that you’d just think that cuz you’re a fucking racist…
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