Here’s some amazingness going on in the beautifully retarded world we live in….
Parasailing Donkey in Russia
Police have opened an inquiry into animal abuse after a donkey, attached to a parachute and pulled by a motorboat, flew over a Krasnodar beach for a half hour in a publicity stunt gone bad
Mothers Selling Bootleg Breast Milk on Facebook
Washington Moms who have problem producing breast milk are looking on Facebook to find bootlegged breast milk….and they are finding it for $3 an ounce
Marijuana Falls from East Texas Sky
It was raining marijuana in a rural area of east Texas.
Video of Ohio Stiletto Attack Released
Several women in Dayton viciously attacked a man with the Stiletto heels they were wearing
MA Cop leaves beat to see dwarf porn star
A Stoughton police officer is accused of leaving his beat to attend a special appearance of “Bridget The Midget,” the woman billed as “the world’s smallest porn star.”
Jailer Fired for Watching Women Shower
A Dallas County Sheriff’s Lieutenant is out of a job after the department says he used jail cameras to watch female inmates in the shower.
Police Arrest Man for Trying to Smuggle 18 Monkeys Into Mexico
A man jammed 18 live monkeys into his shirt in an attempt to smuggle them into Mexico.