When I am not too busy jotting down every sexual encounter I have had the last 24 years for a book I am self publishing on scrap paper, I try to convince girls to get naked on webcam for me, but since my wife gets mad at me for watching girls on webcam as she never leaves the house and hears me talking to chicks…
Since I want to see every girl I knows vagina, I have changed my strategy for them to webcam with each other, in some kind of almost lesbian way, and to describe it to me with screenshots and so far it’s been as successful as my previous seduction method in seeing every girl I knows vagina, cuz all of no pussy has done it…I suck at the internet…and I was too drunk to realize this…but I also suck in real life….because I’m just not patient enough and my manipulation is way too transparent that girls just find me gross and like a horny frat boy…when what girls want is to be seduced and who really has time for that..especially when all I want is to see their pussy and every other pussy of every girl I’ve ever crossed paths with ….I like to think of it as an art project I’m working on..
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