I am singing gospel music to cleanse my soul while watching amateur porn to not cleanse it too much…I like to try to balance things out….I mean that’s the reason why I like to ask fat chicks and skinny chicks to give me handjobs an equal amount of times and they like to say no an equal amount of times…which is pretty much always…cuz bitches need to be romanced and shit and don’t just like getting to the fucking point of why I am talking to them….and I guess I don’t like getting to the point either…cuz here are my stepLINKS…while I go tend to a food allergy I’ve left all over my bathtub….Livin’ Large.
Blake Lively Sluts Out in Some Magazine
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Anna Paquin Naked….
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Tila Tequila Performing Topless
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The 10 Hottest Indonesian Women
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Because I Like to Give Gifts I Know You Will Use
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Jayde Nicole Short Shorts
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The 12 Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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Liz Hurley Panty Upskirt
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Claire Danes Because I Used to Want to Fuck Her Before She Became Irrelevant
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Sammie and Her Self Pics
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Ashley is Hot While Doing Her Homework
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Sandra Knows How to Self Pleasure – VIDEO
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A Little Angelina Jolie Anyone?
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Halle Berry is Elegant, I’ll Give Her That
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CAT FIGGGGGGGHHHHHTTT!!!! MEOWWW!
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How To: Tramatize Your Child on Their Thrid Birthday
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Oh My Bridgette
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Kristina is Lookin’ Good in White
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Move Over Snooki, There’s A New Jersey Shore Panty Flasher In Town…
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Georgia Jones and Lana Lopez – VIDEO
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Big Brother Is Watching You…..Jerk It In The Shower
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God Damn Monica Cruz is Hot
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Tila Tequila Performed Topless In Front Of Juggalos and Here are the Pics
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Kristen Bell Bikini Body
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In Case You Missed Kelly Brooke in Playboy
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Beatrice Chirita Gallery
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Marketa is Worth Taking a Look At
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Cam Teen Flashes
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Blake Lively is Leggy
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You’re Gonna Love the Music Store Guys As Much as I Do – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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5 Things To Consider Before Beginning Your Super-Villain Career
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Check Out Tracy
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This is How You Get Chicks – VIDEO
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Fat Kid Gets Knocked the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton Just Because
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Summerlicious Sluts
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Check Out Mollie King
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How About Some Porn Fun Facts
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Kim Kardashian is Entirely Hairless, Also Delusional
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Some Model Named Maya’s Fat Titties in a Photoshoot
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This is How to Smoke Crack – I think he’s full of shit – but whatever