I have decided to make a move, not to Hollywood to try my luck at acting. Not to NYC to try my luck at producing broadway shows, but from my couch to the kitchen to get more beer that is making me so fat that the task of getting beer has become a huge fucking challenge…it’s a chicken or the egg catch 22 motherfucker situation….
Here are my stepLINKS while I go and ponder this recent discovery….before my brain explodes….
Paris Hilton Almost Got Stabbed and The Almost Part of This Makes Me Upset
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Heidi Montag is Taking Out Her Tits for Publicity
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The 10 Sexiest Woman from Alaska
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Jordan Carver Has Hilarious Huge Tits
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Because a Slut That Strips for the Camera is Second Only to a Slut That Strips for Sex
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Hottest College Cheerleaders of the Best Ranked Football Teams
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Beyonce Nip Slip
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A Little Drew Barrymore Just Cause
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Kitty and Her Self Pics
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Mmmmmmm Cindy Cupcakes
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Big Tits on the Streets – VIDEO
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Seriously, Some Parents Should Just Be Fucking Shot – NEWS
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Jodi Gordon is a Maneater
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Lohan is Out of Rehab, Who Wants to Start Taking Bets on How Long It Is Before She is in Shit Again
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Gymnastics Faceplant
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Creepy and Freaky. I Have No Words – VIDEO
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Dollicia is More Than Easy to Look At
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Lisa Rinna Brings Her Nipples to the Beach
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Bailey is Teasing With a Soda Can – VIDEO
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Man I Love Rachel Bilson
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Counting the Days Until Madonna’s Daughter is of Age
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Lela Star Engaged In Some Hot Lesbianism
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Haven’t Seen Much Ellen Pompeo Lately
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Art Imitates Life For Miley Cyrus Being a Little WHore In Her New Movie
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Emmanuel Rubs Her Pussy on a Chair
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Japanese Timelapse of the Milky Way – VIDEO
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Sandra Bullock is Dressed Down and Looking Hot
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Swet Sweet Adri
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Busty Babe Films Herself
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Jessica Alba Sizzles In Cosmo’s Behind The Scenes Video
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The First 50 Photos That Appear When You Search “Hot Girl” On Google Image Search
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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George Lucas is Suing – Wait for It – A Jedi Mind Control COmpany. Wait, What?
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And That’s How You DON’T Load Your Bike Onto a Truck – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Animals VERSUS Authorities – Animals Win
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3D Movies Without Having to Wear Those Stupid 3D Glasses. Awesome
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Alexia Lei Gallery
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Body Builder Attacks a Judge at a Competition
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Katy Perry Just Cause
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Owwweeeee Valerie Mason
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Ex Madam For Governer!!
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Jonas Cock
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