Don’t make jokes about how you are going home to teach your 10 year old daughter sex ed with your dick when you are in public places….especially when you don’t even have a 10 year old daughter….unless of course you want lengthy conversations with police who followed you the fuck home from those public places….to spend an hour trying to figure out if you are a sick fuck, or if you just pretend to be when the bitch at the coffee shop is taking too fucking long to bring you her coffee and you are just trying to let her know the reason why….
I guess what it comes down to is that my sense of humor is not everybody’s sense of humor…
I probably should have told you a better life lesson, but I can’t think straight….so here are my stepLINKS, while I got drink with young horny girls to remind me of all the things I can’t have….
Buy These New Amazing Limited Edition Shirts from Wolf & Harrison – A New Online Exclusive Clothing Brand
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Karissa Shannon and Heidi Montag Better Get Their Story Straight About This Sex Tape Thing
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Mary Louise Parker is Wearing Next to Nothing and I Like It
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Vida Guerra’s Ridiculous Ass in Some New Pics
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They Don’t Call Strippers Peerlers For Nothing
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Rachel Bilson’s Tight Body Will Never Make Me Bored
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Her Vibrator Makes Her Freaky – VIDEO
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The 100 Hottest Athlete Babes Of All Time
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Britney Spears Hard Nipples
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Miley Cyrus is Single, Straddles Co-Star
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GARY BUSEY IS A HERO
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Jazmine Knows How to Work It
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Kate’s Playground Will Make You Have Some Fun
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And Here’s All the New Sluts From America’s Next Top Model – Full Gallery
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Frankie Sanford From the Saturdays is Flashing Her Nipples
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A Ton of Amateurs Lezzies Getting It On
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Vida Guerra Always Makes My Day Better
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Kelly Brook Topless In Playboy
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Lesbians Get Down and Dirty – Gallery
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And Now, The Best Stage Dive EVER
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Megan Good is One Hot Giants Fan
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70 Pictures Designed To Get Your Right Or Left Hand In Motion
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HOLY FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO JESSICA SIMPSON
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Geri Halliwells is Copping a Feel Of Her OWn Tits
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Zoe Britton Gets Naked on the Couch
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Playboys Trophy Girls at the Gas Pump – VIDEO
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Lohan is Leggy While Out and ABout in Santa Monica
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Alley Will Help You End Friday Right
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Friday Afternoon Pic Dump
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Hilary Duff And Her Cleavage
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The 50 Hottest CFL Cheerleader Photos
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide!
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Okay I Don’t Want to Sound Racist or Anything But Seriously Sometimes Black Chicks Do Fucked Up Shit With Their Hair – VIDEO
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Fictional Politician Campaign Posters That Will Make You LOL
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Gallery of Tasty Amateurs
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Rhianna is Looking Hot While Out on the Town
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Caprice is the Type of Slut I Wanna Be All Over
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Let’s Celebrate Sara Stones Birthday By Looking At Naked Photos of Her
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