There used to be a girl who used to come over and put on vagina puppet shows 5 years ago. We never fucked, she would just knock on my door, I’d answer and she’d have her skirt hiked up, running dialog, like if she could borrow some milk, all while making her vagina talk. These vagina puppet shows were not really erotic, but still some of the best and only vagina puppet shows anyone ever performed for me….leading to a lifetime obsession with the idea of vagina puppet shows, but never finding a girl to take my requests seriously….
I ran into the vagina puppeteer today and she pretended she didn’t know me. Here I thought maybe we could go to a park nearby and relive the glory vagina puppet show days, but instead, she left me with nothing but feelings of inadequacies, like I wasn’t good enough to witness her secret talent she once shared with me…
I don’t know what bullshit I am running, cuz I didn’t actually didn’t bother trying to talk to her, partially because she was screaming insanity on the street while begging for money, and figured vagina puppet shows or not, it’s not worth the headaches because the vagina puppeteer was a crazy person and I try to avoid crazy people, it just didnt make for as good of a story…Here are my stepLINKS…
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