My life is pathetic because the highlight of my day involved me seeing an insanely hot girl walking her dog around my hood, that forced me to discreetly follow home, like that will increase my chances of getting her naked….but if ever I become I rapist…I know my first stop….
Your life is pathetic cuz the highlight of your day are my steplinks…and by you I mean my imaginary reader I have created who is far more lame than me and who turns to me for guidance, like a life coach or idol….to make me feel less pathetic about myself while making me even more pathetic than originally thought….
Here are my stepLINKS
Spencer and Heidi Are Full of Shit and Here’s a Shot of Heidi’s Ass to Prove It
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WTF is Wrong With Miley Cyrus’ Face?
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Get Free Shirts from a Awesome New Clothing Company….
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The 10 Hottest Woman From Alabama
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From me to You, You Fucking Virgin
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Vica Guerra Will Always Make My Day
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Sexy Lesbians Play in Public – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Cheerleaders of the 2010 NFL Season
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Polly Shannon’s Perfect Tits
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Some Kate Hudson, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Nikki and Her Self Shots
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There’s Tits All Over Rolling Stone and I Like It
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Cindy is Hot in Pink and Black
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Man Gets 11 Life Sentences AND 433 Years For Being A Crazy Ass Throat-Slitting, Box-Cutting “Serial Slasher”
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Heidi Johnson Oh My
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Giselle Itie in VIP Magazine..Hotness
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Krystal Steal is the Stuff Dirty Thoughts Are Made Of
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I Wanna Be All Over Jessica Marie
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Selma Hayek’s Tits Make Me Suffocate
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Sometimes, You Just Know a Situation is Going to End in Needles, Heroin and Unprotected Sex
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Caprice and Noelle Get Nasty and I Like It – VIDEO
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Hannah Cornett is an Emmy Slut
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A Video She Wishes Never Hit the Internet
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How About Some J Cups on a Cute Asian
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I Wanna Violate Nina Dobrev is Every Way Possible
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CONAN O’BRIEN MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT HIS NEW SHOW – VIDEO
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Lesbians, Licking and Toys – VIDEO
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Gisele Bundchen – Vogue UK Gallery
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Katy Perry in a Sexy Tight Dress
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Lonnie Waters is a Naughty Slut
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3 Hot Teens Oil Up Each Other – VIDEO
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Natalie Portman is Looking Hot and Leggy
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The 25 Funniest eBay Auctions Of All Time
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Because I Know There’s No Fucking Way You Got Laid Today
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Michael Cera is Prancing and This Gallery Gets More Funny Every Time I Look At It
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Emmaly’s Eyes Will Hypnotize You and So Will a Few Other Things
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The Wendy’s Instructional Rap is Amazing – VIDEO
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Hot College Slut – VIDEO
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Lohan is Leggy In Shorts, Hates Father
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Briana Lee Wants to Show You Her Tattoo, and Some Other Things Too
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Valerie and Her Big Tits Are Oiled Up
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Lucy Pinder is as Good a Way to End the Links As Any
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