POP Magazine is one of those fashion magazines that gets bitches naked, unfortunately in this spread, they didn’t get Doutzen Kroes, even though she was there, and was the only model in the spread I wanted to see topless, but instead got this model built like a little boy, with shitty awkward looking tits, and for all the haters, who are going to email me bugging out about me hating little tits, you’re wrong, I love little tits, in fact I just spent half the morning watching little tit porn, I just don’t like it when it’s built all crooked and embarrassing….but I guess any girl who gets paid to get topless and isn’t ashamed is good for me….