Lohan may have failed her drug test, but at least she didn’t fail her pregnancy test or another STD test, or even her GED test, because no one likes formal documents to tell them their are pregnant, have AIDS and are half retarded…
At least she knows how to have fun, throw away responsiblity, and let the county feed her…..which is more than we can say for you, proven you are on this site….So here is my list of things for you to do this weekend to spice shit up…. Buy a New Shirt to seduce bitches with….and Add Me To Facebook to tell me all about how you came in her ass…..you can do this sober…but I suggest you drink heavily and buy roofies….then add me to Add Me To Twitter to retweet everything I say, eventually landing me a movie deal.
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