Life is less annoying when you don’t have friends. Sure, you get bored, but you can always entertain yourself masturbating, and you don’t have to bother dealing with idiots wasting your time, asking for favors, or whatever it is friends do….
My only friend is my wife and she’s not even my friend, I just let her talk to me and pretend she is cuz she pays my way.
I got crackheads in the park to talk to, but that’s just for entertainment, I wouldn’t really want them at my wedding, funeral, Bar mitzvah, thanksgiving dinner partially because they all smell like piss, but also because they are emotionally unstable…
A hot 20 year old girl I talk to on Facebook and Twitter is moving to Montreal to be closer to me…she asked if we could be friends and if we could hang out…I said no…not because I am married…but because it never ends at cumming on her tits…she’ll start bugging me to hang out, she’ll try to eat my food, it’ll be a whole process.
I prefer to focusing on what’s important, and that’s getting your Shirts to Read This Site In , or at least to have cam sex with chicks in, cuz they’ll think shit is so hype they’ll try to fist themselves for you….so hype they’ll move to your city and ask to hang out…
I don’t now why I just wrote so much, I blame the cocaine. It makes me chatty.
Here are my stepLINKS….
Cunt Gosselin Find New Ways to Enduce Vomit Everyday
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Bristol Palin Advocates Teen Abstinence By Looking Like a Whore on Dancing With the Stars – With VIDEO
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Everyman Guy Needs an Easy Slut and I Got One Right Here For You
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Three Sluts Get Freaky – VIDEO
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Meet the The Davalos Twins
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31 Pictures of Salma Hayek’s Busty Tits
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It’d Funny Because She’s Fat
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Ciara’s Crotch In Your Face
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Some Cheesy Haggard Pig Pussy With Fake Tits and Blone Hair Who You Will Find Hot
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Miley Cyrus And Her Trashy Underboob Tattoo
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Nicole Richie Uses Her Arms in a Bra While Rocking Bikini Bottoms
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Blake Lively is Slutty on Set
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Ciara’s Crotch is in Your Face. Literally – Photos AND Video
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Get a Load of Hugh Hefner’s Newest Blonde Whore, and Her Tits
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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They Call This Tequila Suicide – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Don’t Pole Dance on Granny’s Bed – VIDEO
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Yvette Martinez Has the Right Kinda of Curves…Wow
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Am I the Only One That Laughs When I Think Of Justin Bieber’s Baby Dick Getting Hard While He Touches This Sluts Tits?
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Kim Kardashian’s Dating Chris Brown and May Get Her Big Tits Fucked Up – EXCITING
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Angela Simmons Looks Amazing in a Bikini
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Natalia is What Dreams Are Made Of
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Oh Look, Lesbian’s In the Military! – VIDEO (Scroll Down)
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Halle Berry Looks As Tasty As Ever
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Natisha Plays With a Big Red Toy
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Christina Milian Hotness
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Carrie Mulligan is Looking Hot at the Wall Street Premiere
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Nicole Scherzinger is As Sexy As Ever
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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You Don’t Have to Die a Useless Virgin, But Whatever, It’s Your Life
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Eva Longwhoria Looks Good in a Short Dress
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Bikini Slut Falls Off Slide
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Striptease of the Day
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Daria and Jackie, Oh My
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Malloy and Jayme Get It On
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7 Things You Never Wanna Hear From the Doctor
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Tammy Torres is Way too Much to Handle
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