I’m just smalltime blogger who doesn’t make money off the site trying to get ahead. So I reached out to FunnyOrDie.com’s marketing director named Patrick the other day, hoping he’d give me some traffic, or some money, since I have linked his stupid, unfunny videos for pretty much always….
After my bitch, this is what he wrote to me:
Not the right fit for us but thanks. You can buy ads on the site but we don’t do trades. I will stop sending you content.
So I wrote:
Yes,
I am emotionally torn by this.
Not cool man. I’m just a blogger looking for friends and then you turn on me. I thought we had something simply based on the fact I was promoting your content on my site….But I guess you were just using me….Typical of corporate /mainstream sites…..
I am not all that surprised by your actions….it’s just the way the internet has become over the last 2-3 years when the mainstream media moved in….
Thanks for stopping your promotions. WIll Farrell is an idiot.
And he wrote:
Seriously dude!?! Are you really sending me an email saying I ‘hurt you’…
So I wrote:
I wrote a poem inspired by you…and your evil, mean mean mean MEAN ways….
HEre is is, it is a work in progress.
The Funny or Die Guy Made me Cry but I won’t like that make me die on the inside….
The End – RSVP
He Didn’t Answer, So I wrote:
I made my site a top 300,000 website in the fucking world…and I did it without my daddy’s money or an expensive degree, or some Hollywood trash who isn’t funny but who got paid a lot cuz people were brainwashed into thinking he was.
I don’t need FunnyorDie. I was giving you an opportunity to be part of the fucking future man…but you’re scared…too scared to take a chance…it may be weak…but I know you got bills to pay and a stereotypical dream to play out…
Top 300,000 sites in the whole fucking world….you remember my name…DrunkenStepfather.com….You heard?
He Didn’t Answer, So I wrote:
you know I’m a top 300,000 site and you know you can’t dis me cuz you know that’s huge…
that’s what I thought…I knew that’d shut your face up…..
I wrote a new line to the poem about you….
Patrick tried to make me sick with the cancer that is his life…
His boring job working for people much richer than him
and a fat slob bitch with a hairy pussy for a wife….
Funny? You’re not funny, you’re just dead, you don’t need to die….Please…RSVP
He Didn’t Answer, So I wrote:
is it passed your bedtime – are you tired from all the important shit you do – like watching youtube videos and figuring out how you can rip them off starring a celebrity??
you are about as original as this used condom I save cuz I liked the hooker I fucked when wearing it….
You fucking hack….
He still hasn’t answered me, because he is an asshole…I fucking hate assholes….Because let’s face it, my grandmother is funnier than funny or die and those mainstream, corporate Will Farrell conceived bullshits, and she’s been dead 40 years. Fucking losers are about as authentic as my fake Luis Vuitton cologne made of homeless man piss. They just have solid marketing, solid co-signs, they make money and get traffic from idiots who are told they are funny, but doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking low level bullshit….it’s all smoke and mirrors…
The internet is not as fun a place as it used to be….and here are my stepLINKS…to make it one step closer to better….
Update Your Wardrobe
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Karissa Shannon Works Bondage Proper
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Because We All Need a slut of Our Very Own
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Cow on a Cow
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10 NFL Cheerleader Pictures from Week 2
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Ridiculous Hip Hop Ass
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Stephen Colbert Turn Capitol Hill Into Comedy Central
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Nina Moric Looks Like A Nice Piece Of Trash
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Elisabetta Canalis Knows How to Rock a Bikini Proper
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College Girl Stretches Wide Open
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Martina Colombari, Miss Italy 1991, Topless
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Karissa Shannon is Faking Pregnancies….Keeping this Publicity Stunt Low Level
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Jennifer Aniston May Be Pathetic But I Would Still Totally Fuck Her Tight Body
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Irina Sheik Short Shorts
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Natalia Has Me Thinking All Sorts of Dirty Thoughts
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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What the FUCK Happened to Jodie Marsh?
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And That’s Why You Don’t Say Racist Remarks to a Black Guy – VIDEO
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Some THAT’S Rock Bottom – VIDEO
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Suelyn Medeiros is All Sorts of Sexy
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Bad girls Club Goes Lesbian – VIDEO
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Mandy and Kat Know How to Work Each Other Proper
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Sex Position of the Week As Shown By Two Lesbians – VIDEO
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Some Kate Hudson, Just Because
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Crissy Moon Knows How to Work The Camera Solo – VIDEO
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Only Lenny Kravitz Can Dress Like a Complete Homo and Still Get More Pussy Than You Or I Ever Will
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Bianca Gascoigne Gallery
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Runway Sluts at Milan Fashion Week
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Demi Lovato is Jailbail and You Love It
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gwen Stefani is Making Out With….Herself?
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Now THIS is Fightr choreography – VIDEO
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Dressing Room Spying Hotness – VIDEO
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Some Miley Cyrus Because I Know You Like Her Young Legs
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Lela Star & Taylor Vixen Hotness – VIDEO
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A Bunch Of Sluts running Around in High Heels
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Halle Berry is a Great Way to End Things Off
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