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To the people who read the FunnyOrDie post on Friday, I wasn’t actually sad they don’t want to work with me, it was expected cuz they suck..that was the joke…and if you feel inclined to email the marketing director…this is his email: patrick(at)funnyordie.com….but I’ve moved onto better things…like Lawsuits!!

I got this email about some no name celebrity who has credits on her IMDB as “Hot Girl” and “Student Number 4″….who clearly doesn’t like being written about on the internet cuz she knows she’s a joke, so she decided to go to her Lawyer to get me to retract what I said….via his “hotmail account”…what a fucking joke…

Dear drunkenstepfather,

My law office represents “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”. Our client has brought it to my attention that you have written some extremely defaming posts of our client, “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”. We ask you to please remove these posts immediatley. If you do not remove your post we will follow suit and prosecute for defamation of character. “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB” is a very successful actress and your posts are defaming and misleading and hurtful to her reputation and career.

I look forward to your prompt response on this sensitive matter,

sincerely,

Law offices of Robert Shapiro LLP

2029 Century Park East. Suite 600

Los Angeles, Ca. 90067

So I wrote:

There is nothing defaming in my commentary about “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”

My site is satirical in nature, nothing stated on the site is news or fact.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/disclaimer

Calling an actress a “nobody” is a matter of opinion and i guess a matter of her IMDB page, which I quote:

“Entourage” …. Hot Girl (1 episode, 2004)

Unfortunately, credits like that prove my point that she is in fact a nobody and not a successful actress.

There really isn’t anything “defaming” in my entires, this is a personal blog and I am allowed to have an opinion.

Are you sure you aren’t her PR person? Maybe I should charge you for promoting her

Thanks!!

And he wrote:

“USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB” has been the star of many movies one playing on Showtime for the past two years and a worlwide cover model. Your behaviour suggest malice and jealousy. As per your response to my letter you have left us with no choice but to follow suit. I suggest you retain an attorney.

So I wrote:

Robert,

Is this really what you do now that OJ is finally locked up? Defending the “Hot Girl” in an episode of Entourage from being “defamed” on insignificant websites no one reads?

Wow….Sad…

Can you put me in touch with “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”. I have an idea that will help make her actually famous.

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