Everyone hates the news and I think that’s what compels me to post the shit…it’s like my way of telling you that I hate you…I’m passive aggressive like that…and here are some stories about people I wish I could get to know and be friends with because they are more famous than you…
Segway firm owner Segways from Life to Death on a Segway….How embarrassing, ironic and Hysterical…
Germans Compete in Pumpkin Boat Race
OK Police Arrest Thief Dressed as Woman
Police in Oklahoma arrest a burglar in high heels and a dress after a short pursuit
Thief Hides in Dumpster, Calls Cops When He’s Caught in Giant Trash Compactor
Australian Political Party Wants Teacher to Carry Tasers in Class
Bonus – stepNEWS of the DAy September 27th, 2010