It is Canadian Thanksgiving….So I’ve been sleeping all day and drinking all night…partying with the suits on Sundays cuz they don’t normally party on Sundays, cuz that she’s a work night, like they were 15 and still living with their parents on a school night, cuz I guess some people like growing up….I don’t know why I do it, I don’t talk to anyone, they just give me dirty looks, and only sometimes can I find a horny fat chick willing to buy me drinks cuz I’m willing to talk to her and make her feel like the dirty pig she’s always wanted to be.
That said, I just woke up and all I’ve go lined up is this Diora Bair fondling her tits for FHM….I am just not sure who Diora Baird is, but I think she may be that Darva Conger bitch who was on that millionaire marriage show who did Playboy, but I am probably wrong.