I spent the last two days at various homeless shelters and community centers and goodwill shit scoping out single mother’s down on their luck…feeding their babies the free turkey dinner….hoping to get a blowjob…it didn’t really work out for me…since all the poor bitches who bother giving their kids a free dinner are not really hot…as the hot poor bitches are too busy sucking dick for drug money while their kid eats a box of cookies, especially on Canadian Thanksgiving…cuz that’s when people with money to pay for blowjobs have free time….so I’m pretty exhausted…
I didn’t make any friends on the journey, I just got stupidly drunk in some ridiculous free turkey fueled bender that I hardly remember, so I’m not even going to bother asking you to be my
So here are my stepLINKS
JWoww is a Wrestling Slut Now
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Yeah I’d Bang Joan Collins, So What?
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Two Naughty BFFs Get It On
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Because Web Sluts Are The Easiest Kind of Sluts
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Alex Ovechkin and the Most Bizarre Sports Commercials of All Time
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Beyonce’s Best Ass Shots
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Nasty Party Sluts Take Over Playboy Mansion
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Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Bikini Body
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Paris Hilton Recent Topless Shots
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Some Blake Lively Cause You Like Her Legs
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Roxanne Pallett Bikini Nipples
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Mickey Mantles Dick Was Bigger Than Yours Is
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Paris Showing Off Her Lonely Nipple
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Some Kate Bosworth Hotness
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Jenn Sterger Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Naked Slut Playing Wii? Yes Please
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Get a Load of Jessica Marie
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Okay Watcing and Listening to a Little Jamaican girl Talk is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Shit Ever – VIDEO
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NOT ANOTHER SCREECH SEX TAPE, PLEASE!!!!
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Ophilia is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Jane Bond Comes Back to Life
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A Little Bit of Hilary Duff
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2 Hot Babes and a Dildo
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Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Lingerie – 2010
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Swedish Babe in Stockholm
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Miranda Cosgrove is Jail Bait
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Remember Elizabeth Berkley From Showgirls
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striptease of the Day
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Ella, Caprice or Martiska?
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Erin Nicole in Sheer Blue
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Cougar Town: The 40 sexiest celebrities over 40 (160 pics)
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And MORe Proof Lady Gaga is and Has Always Wanted to Be a Giant Fame Whore – VIDEO
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Flavor of Love’s Slutty DELISH
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